My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson
“Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson
“You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson
“Look at this tiger Halloween costume I found. Oh, wait. Look at this “Big Cat Lady” tiger Halloween costume I found. Do you love me even when I’m feisty?” Malia May Johnson
“You have no idea! I am about to put on a master class on how to please my husband.” Malia May Johnson
“I want you to have sex with me wearing this because then I will know for sure that you will want me when I’m old and wrinkly and such.” Malia May Johnson
“I make naughty content for you and you alone. You are my desire Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“Is this titillating and buttillating and vagillating enough for you?” Malia May Johnson
“If you have time to talk, we have time to try to make a baby.” Malia May Johnson
“That is a stupid version. My version is better. Ready? Fuck you! Bang me!” Malia May Johnson
“Love and loyalty come from the heart. Lust comes from my butt. Love, loyalty and lust to you Michael David Johnson! From me Malia May Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“I know the plan. Stretch my throat out exercises.” Malia May Johnson
“Come on Mr. High Income, let’s see if you are high in cum.” Malia May Johnson
“So much peace and joy comes from being a housewife and mother. There are very few days I feel down or unhappy. Frustrated sometimes, yeah, but the fulfillment I feel on a daily basis is pure awesomesauce. And, and, and, and I get to live my dream life because of you. That’s why I love you to death. Get it? Got it? Good! Now take your pants off and let’s make baby!” Malia May Johnson
“If you used a condom, I would consider it an act of war.” Malia May Johnson
“We gotta go to a bunker? Ugh. Besides the never had sex in a bunker, bunker sex that I am sure we will have, I am not looking forward to going underground.” Malia May Johnson
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