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Merry Orgasm Christmas

Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson at on front porch at LBJ Ranch in Johnson City Texas Picture

Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby!

MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience.

Malia: Yeah, I still got it.

MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from?

Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you maximum pleasure, doing everything I know you like!

MJ: What did I do to deserve that bedroom Oscar worthy performance?

Malia: I found out you bought me the Hermes numbered bag I wanted for Christmas. I only mentioned it one time like 6 months ago, and you remembered to buy it for me. I couldn’t believe it. I love the bag, but equally impressive is you remembering that I wanted it, and you got it for me.

MJ: Yeah

Malia: Yeah? Yeah, what?

MJ: Yeah, I love you like that.

Malia: That is why I went all out to please you.

MJ: Consider me pleased.

Malia: I’m pleased you’re pleased.

MJ: Do you need to be pleased?

Malia: Yes please.

MJ: Please give me 5 minutes to finish what I’m working on so I don’t mess it up, and I’ll meet you in the bedroom to please you.

Malia: I love how you want to please me even when I’m pleased as can be.

MJ: Can there really be too much pleasing? It’s Christmas! It’s a time for giving and pleasing.

Malia: I really love my new Hermes bag, but my favorite package I want to unwrap is attached to your body!

MJ: I’ll finish my work later. I can’t think about work while “my package” is in full on please Malia mode right now.

Malia: Then come give it to me!

MJ: I love you and I lust you baby!

Malia: Ditto! Now come to momma!

MJ: Otw

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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