This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning.
Malia: Hey baby! Come on in.
MJ: Hello my love.
Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked.
Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower?
MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?
Malia: Sure. Do you want me to soapy sexy lather it up for you?
MJ: Do you remember when I used to have the nightmares/night terrors every night and you would sing to me?
Malia: Yes. Do you want me to sing to you?
MJ: Yes.
Malia: Is the 10-year anniversary of Stuxnet stuff bothering you?
MJ: That and the project I’m working on for next week. The one I can’t tell you about.
Malia: Sometimes I feel so lucky that my man talks in his sleep, because you talk in your sleep a lot. I know what you have to do. I don’t like it, but I know you have to do it. Your unconscious information is always way ahead of the news.
MJ: Baby!
Malia: I know you would never cheat on me. I really do trust you, but if you did you would tell me about it in your sleep.
MJ: I would never cheat on you. I love you. I’m getting out.
Malia: No don’t. Please stay. I love you.
MJ: I’m going to sit in here a while and clear my mind.
Malia: I will too. The nanny is here, so let’s hang out in here until you feel better.
MJ: Wanna fool around?
Malia: I knew it!! Baby you are so predictable in a good way. You like my big butt and big boobs I still have in baby weight. I am hoping to get pregnant again so I don’t have to lose the weight.
MJ: I can’t help it. I really do! It’s hot! Malia: Did you like my body better skinny?
MJ: I like both. When we started having sex it was great, because it was new and fun, etc. Now though our sex is way better because we both know what each other like and we aren’t afraid to let go and really enjoy it.
Malia: I think you like my big butt because you can bang me harder and only hit cushion. Skinny me you couldn’t bang as hard because my bones weren’t covered in soft baby weight. You are looking at me like you want to slam my business right now.
MJ: Yeah, I do want that.
Malia: What are you going to do to me Mr Johnson?
MJ: I’m going to fuck the shit out of you!
Malia: No you’re not!
MJ: It’s just an expression for I want you bad and I’m going to give it to you good.
Malia: Well I just cleaned out before I jumped in the shower, if you know what I mean, so you couldn’t fuck the shit out of me.
MJ: I’m going to bang the shit out of you!
Malia: Nope! You can’t fuck or bang the shit out of me because there is no shit to fuck or bang out. So there!
MJ: I’m going to do something naked with you in this shower that won’t involve fucking or banging the shit out of you, but it will definitely be sexual in nature.
Malia: That should cover it. Stand up while I stay down here. I want to remove all of your stress. What I can’t suck out you can fuck out. Ok?
MJ: Hell yes ok!
Malia: Tell the truth. Did you get in the shower with me because you had sex on your mind?
MJ: No. I really did have a lot on my mind. Sitting in the shower with you while you were getting a shower seemed like it might be relaxing, but you kept rubbing the soap all over your body and stuff and well, you know.
Malia: I do. I might have done the rubbing on purpose. I can’t help it. I want to have another baby so bad!!!
MJ: I can’t think right now to talk anymore.
Malia: Relax baby. I got this!
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