Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms?
MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin!
Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what I want?
MJ: Why not maam.
Malia: I want this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA
MJ: I watched the music video mam, but I’m sorry, I can not and will not cheat on my wife.
Malia: I’m done playing games! I want you right the fuck now!
MJ: I feel the same way baby!
Malia: And after we’re done, I want to know how you got virtual hostage gate to end on the exact anniversary, without all of the normal “MJ The Terrible” scary stuff.
MJ: Okay, but first naked things first!
Malia: On second thought, lets focus on the first activity. You have been with CJ for so long, I have some pent up desires that need to be satisfied first. You understand. I know you do! Bring the heat MJ!
MJ: Hell yeah!
Malia: I am claiming you tonight! Everyone else who needs you can wait in line behind your adoring wife, right?
MJ: I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Malia: Thanks for the confirm baby!
MJ: You are my world baby, and that will never change! I would be happy to confirm that anytime you would like!
Malia: Why are you so sweet to me?
MJ: Because you are my world, you are carrying our future children, and you are my angel on earth.
Malia: Stop writing now! Come to me sexy man!
MJ: OTW!
