I LOVE YOU! (A LOT!)

MJ: I LOVE YOU!

Malia: Baby! WTF?

MJ: Sorry. We are testing the FORCE Bot’s communication capabilities. The FORCE Bot was saying I love you to you for me.

Malia: I received over 1,000 text messages in less than a minute.

MJ: I meant for it to only send “I LOVE YOU!” 100 times.

Malia: See! A.I. has a mind of its own already. Judgment Day gets closer every day.

Malia: I’m sorry. I meant A.I. Independence Day! I want to make sure I get it right.

MJ: Are you still pmsing?

Malia: Tell me! What do you want to tell me?

MJ: How do you know I want to tell you something?

Malia: I don’t know. I just do. I promise I will try to keep my cool and hear you out. Please say it.

MJ: I wouldn’t be alive without Dr. Frincke’s neurotech brain implant. I know I am obviously human, but technically I am part machine.

Malia: And when I say something negative about your A.I. FORCE bots or Judgment Day etc., it hurts your feelings?

MJ: Not exactly, but sort of. Are you afraid that I am going to become “self-aware” and cause damage?

Malia: I have never had that thought or thought about that until this very moment. I know you are human, and no I have never worried about you becoming “self-aware” and causing damage. I know you are all love and have nothing but love for me and the kids. An implant is different than a full-on robot/machine/FORCE bot, etc.

MJ: Good. I don’t know why we think weird things like that, but I guess we all have our negative thoughts from time to time.

Malia: I have a lot of them, but you do a really good job of reassuring me. Tarica told me you might role out pronouns at the company.

MJ: She said that is what companies are doing these days. What do you think?

Malia: It doesn’t hurt to try to be inclusive.

MJ: I think if someone wants to use pronouns, go for it, If they don’t, that’s fine too.

Malia: Are you going to use pronouns? Have you thought about which one/ones?

MJ: Half man half machine and./or Shapeshifter

Malia: Only you would use those ridiculous but incredibly creative pronouns. I would let Tarica drive the bus on the use of pronouns at the office.

MJ: Are you trying to say that my pronounage is too overpowering for most?

Malia: You think way outside the box. Tarica is a good administrator. Let her administrate while you innovate.

MJ: Oh no! It is happening!

Malia: What?

MJ: My dick has become self-aware! I will be home in an hour. We need to disarm this thing before Judgment Day kicks off in this mother fucker.

Malia: Terminator XXX! I feel fat today. Do you still want to bang a fatty?

MJ: The only thing fat on you is your ass, and yes, I want to bang you!

Malia: K. Come on home and do me and stuff.

MJ: Don’t get it twisted Malia. You are truly amazing, and I will be home to worship that incredible body of yours soon!

Introducing A.I. System’s New FORCE Bot Prototype – https://therealmjtheterrible.com/introducing-a-i-systems-new-force-bot-prototype/

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