MJ: I lost myself in my marriage.
Malia: I am in the same marriage.
MJ: I know. What are we going to do?
Malia: I am glad you love me so much, and feel comfortable enough with me that you feel like you can tease me about a very serious thing like losing yourself in a marriage. I am glad I love you so much, and I trust you enough to know that you are tease foreplaying me.
MJ: How dare you not take me losing myself in our marriage seriously. I am dying inside right now.
Malia: Maybe we should call Doctor Frincke?
MJ: God no! That is a terrible idea!
Malia: You mean you don’t want to call your doctor? I thought you were dying inside?
MJ: I want to change my problem.
Malia: Because your first one backfired?
MJ: Exactly!
Malia: What is your new problem?
MJ: Outersextionality dynamics
Malia: Do you mean intersectionality dynamics?
MJ: To be specific, my problem is out of her sexual dynamics.
Malia: Would your problem be fixed by in her(me) sexual dynamics?
MJ: It would.
Malia: Are you trying to manipulate me into having sex with you?
MJ: If foreplay is manipulating you, then yeah.
Malia: Do you think it is okay to manipulate me into having sex with you?
MJ: I would never hurt or harm you. I would suffer the world’s worst torture to protect you and the kids without a second thought.
Malia: Pussy
MJ: What? Pussy?
Malia: That is what you get because you love me enough to come up with ridiculous foreplay bull shit like outersextionality dynamics to foreplay woo me.
MJ: Shit! I forgot I had a meeting coming up.
Malia: You are canceling sex after all your hard work text foreplaying me?
MJ: No. I have 17 minutes of inyousexuality. I’m comin in hot baby cakes!
Malia: K. Good.
Happy 12 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/happy-12-year-anniversary-malia-may-johnson/
