Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember?
MJ: Oh no! I do remember.
Malia: How are babies made?
MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you.
Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice.
MJ: Making babies is very important. The future of the world depends on it.
Malia: I am ovulating. I have heard that is a good time to make a baby.
MJ: I have heard that too.
Malia: I only want to make a baby with a man that qualifies.
MJ: Hopefully you mean me. How do I qualify?
Malia: He has to be the first recipient to have been awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross by CIA and the National Intelligence Cross, by the Director of National Intelligence.
MJ: Shit! Who is that?
Malia: YOU!!!
MJ: I’m not that guy yet though. Director Haines has awarded me yet.
Malia: Close enough!
MJ: Well alright then.
Malia: You work in the most manly industry of all time, where there has been only 1 women director of CIA, and only 1 women director of National Intelligence, and they both award you stuff.
MJ: Stuff?
Malia: Do you love me and only want me woman?
MJ: Yes! I only want you woman!
Malia: Wanna combine lunch with baby making?
MJ: Like mother fucking breakfast? Like we did before?
Malia: Except I’m not a mother. It would be making me a mother fucking breakfast now. This one is different.
MJ: Ok. What is it?
Malia: How about Thick-fil-a for lunch?
MJ: Are you wearing the Thick-fil-a shorts I got you?
Malia: …….
MJ: I friggin love Thick-fil-a, and Chick-fil-a! Who took that picture?
Malia: Remember how when Brittany was your court appointed supervisor, she didn’t help with much and was standoffish?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: Well, she’s not like that anymore.
MJ: Thanks Brit! Much appreciated.
Malia: Guest house nookie in 5 min?
MJ: Absofuturemotherfuckinlutely!
Malia: 🙂
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