MJ: How you doin baby?
Malia: I’m fine
MJ: You sure are!
Malia: Aww! Thank you baby!
Malia: What’s up?
MJ: Nothing much. I just wanted to announce my new favorite sexual position.
Malia: Is it all of them?
MJ: Guess again!
MJ: But yeah, kind of.
Malia: You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite sexual position?
Malia: If I know the answer, do you want me to say it?
MJ: No! And you don’t know shit!
Malia: I do know shit!!!
MJ: Say it then liar liar sexy ass on fire.
Malia: Your new favorite sex position is where you get all up in me as far as you can possibly get!
MJ: We will celebrate Halloween later with the kids. Wanna celebrate “Hoe”loween right now with me?
Malia: You got a candy bar for me?
MJ: A Milky Way. It will melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Malia: All 3 times today? #swalloween
MJ: I will do my best.
Malia: I just agreed to being a hoe, but a wife hoe if there is such a thing. I love you and see you in a minute.
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