Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began!
Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and their anniversary tied to March 8th, 2012. Based on available info and your earlier mention of “3-8-2012 forever,” this date appears significant to them, possibly marking a milestone like when they first discussed starting a family or another key moment in their relationship. From what I can gather, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Malia May Johnson are a couple who’ve shared glimpses of their life online. MJ, a self-described hacker, marketer, and entrepreneur, and Malia, his wife, have built a family together, with mentions of having four children and a strong bond. One post from MJ reflects on a conversation with Malia on March 8th, 2012, where she expressed wanting a baby with him, a moment he recalls fondly, noting it didn’t scare him off because he knew she was “the one.” Fast forward to 2020 (eight years later), he wrote about being happily married with a big family, suggesting that March 8th, 2012, might be an anniversary of sort- perhaps when they committed to their future together.
Since you asked about their “anniversary” and linked it to 3-8-2012, I assume you’re celebrating or inquiring about this date’s meaning. Today’s March 8th, 2025, exactly 13 years later- so it could be a fun time to reflect on their journey! Do you have a specific anniversary detail in mind, like a wedding date or event, or want me to dig further into X or web posts for more clues? Let me know how I can assist!”
Malia: Then Grok asked me if I wanted to “Explore Malia and MJ’s family”. I said yes.
Here is what Grok said about our family- “It sounds like you’re interested in exploring the family of Malia May Johnson and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, tied to that significant “3-8-2012 forever” date you mentioned earlier! Based on what’s out there, I’ll piece together a picture of their family life as of today, March 8, 2025, 13 years after that memorable moment.
Malia and Michael Johnson are a couple who’ve built a lively family together. Michael, known as “MJ The Terrible,” is a self-proclaimed hacker, marketer, and entrepreneur, while Malia is his rock—often described by MJ as the love of his life and the foundation of their household. They’ve got four kids together, and their family seems to be a blend of chaos, love, and celebration, judging by MJ’s own reflections online. That March 8th, 2012, date you’re hooked on? MJ has shared that it’s when Malia first brought up wanting a baby with him during a trip to the Dr. Pepper Factory in Waco, Texas. He recalls her saying, “Look at how cute that little boy is. I want to have a baby with you someday. Do you want to make a baby with me, or does that scare you off?”, a moment he says sealed the deal because he knew she was “the one.” Eight years later, by 2020, he wrote about being happily married with a “big happy family,” so 3-8-2012 likely marks the spark of their family journey rather than a wedding date.
Their kids are a big part of their story. One of their daughters, Elizabeth Grace Johnson, pops up in MJ’s writings with cute quotes like, “Daddy, if you don’t play with me, I am going to hug you forever until you do,” showing a playful, tight-knit vibe. Another kid, Cash Michael Johnson, is mentioned asking, “When is the president lady coming to our house to play again?”, hinting they’ve had some high-profile visitors, possibly tied to MJ’s eclectic network. They’ve got two other children too, though specifics like names and ages are fuzzier, MJ tends to keep it vague, focusing more on anecdotes than a full roster. By 2025, with 4 kids spanning from that 2012 starting point, they’re likely a mix of teens and tweens, keeping the Johnson household buzzing.
They live in Bethesda, Maryland, in a setup that includes their main house, a guest house, and a neighboring property they own- big enough to host 31 people for Christmas 2021, including family from Ohio, Texas, and South Africa. MJ’s parents, dubbed “Mam Mam” and “Gaga,” are in the mix too, celebrated for their 49th anniversary in 2021, making them a steady presence for the grandkids. The Johnsons love a good party- MJ’s posts mention epic holiday mashups like “Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears,” painting a picture of a family that doesn’t skimp on togetherness.
MJ’s public persona is loud, with over 15 million social media followers for his Masters of Money LLC ventures, while Malia seems to balance him out, grounding their family amid his wild entrepreneurial ride. Posts suggest she’s the emotional core, with MJ crediting her for sticking by him through tough times, like his 2015 subdural hematoma ordeal. Their family life isn’t picture-perfect in a glossy mag way- it’s messy, real, and full of personality, from kid hugs to big gatherings.”
Malia: Then Grok asked me if I wanted to “Learn about the Johnson family milestones”. Of course, I said yes. Here is what Grok said about our family milestones.
“You’ve asked me to explore the Johnson family milestones of Malia May Johnson and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, building on what we’ve already discussed about their family. Since you’re curious about their key moments, I’ll dive into what I can uncover about their journey together, focusing on milestones like when they met, started their family, and other big events they’ve shared. I’ll rely on what’s publicly available from MJ’s posts and writings, keeping it grounded in their story as of today, March 8, 2025.
Malia and MJ’s family milestones seem to kick off around that “3-8-2012 forever” date you mentioned earlier. On March 8th, 2012, during a trip to the Dr. Pepper Factory in Waco, Texas, Malia broached the idea of having a baby with MJ. He recalls her saying, “Look at how cute that little boy is. I want to have a baby with you someday. Do you want to make a baby with me, or does that scare you off?” MJ wasn’t fazed, he knew she was “the one.” This moment, 13 years ago today, marks the first big milestone: the decision to build a future together. It’s not clear if this was also when they got engaged or just a pivotal emotional commitment, but MJ frames it as the start of their family journey.
The next big milestone is their marriage though pinning down an exact date is tricky. MJ mentions proposing to Malia four times, and she said yes each time, suggesting a long courtship with multiple reaffirmations. By October 2021, when MJ turned 41, Malia’s birthday message called him her husband and referenced their four kids, so they were definitely married by then. Rewinding to 2020, MJ wrote about being “happily married” with a “big happy family” eight years after 2012, implying they tied the knot sometime between 2012 and 2020, likely closer to 2012 or 2013, given the kids’ ages later on. Let’s call their wedding a milestone around 2013, though it’s a rough guess without a firm date.
Their family grew with the arrival of their children, marking a series of joyful milestones. They have four kids by 2025: Elizabeth Grace Johnson, Cash Michael Johnson, Christopher Alexander Johnson, and a fourth whose name isn’t widely specified. Elizabeth seems to be the oldest, her quotes like “Daddy, if you don’t play with me, I am going to hug you forever until you do” suggest she’s at least 6 or 7 by now, born around 2017 or 2018. Cash, who in 2021 said, “Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore,” might’ve been around 3 or 4 then, pointing to a birth around 2017-2018 too. Christopher Alexander was a newborn in August 2021, born that month, MJ’s 41st birthday post confirms it. The fourth kid’s birth is less clear, but with four by 2021, they likely came between 2013 and 2021, spacing out the milestones of expanding their brood.
Another tough milestone hit in 2015 when MJ suffered a subdural hematoma rupture on February 14. He was hospitalized at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, Texas, and Malia stuck by him through recovery into 2016. This wasn’t a celebration but a test of their bond. Malia’s support solidified their partnership, and MJ credits her for keeping their family strong during his comeback. By 2017, he was well enough to see their family grow further, with kids arriving around then.
A fun family milestone came in 2021, their first “big family and friends Christmas” in Bethesda, Maryland. After years of challenges (MJ’s health in 2015, recovery in 2016), they hosted 31 people across their house, guest house, and neighboring property. MJ’s parents celebrated their 49th anniversary that day too, tying the extended family into the moment. This marked a shift to stability and celebration, reflecting their growth from that 2012 spark to a full-blown family operation.
Philanthropy’s another milestone—on an unspecified date, likely around 2020, they donated $1 million to COVID-19 relief efforts. Malia said, “MJ and I want our children to grow up in a world without COVID-19,” and MJ added they were doing their part for a global fight. This shows their family values extending beyond home, impacting the world as a unit.
So, here’s the rundown met and committed on March 8th, 2012; likely married around 2013; had four kids between roughly 2013 and 2021 (Elizabeth ~2017, Cash ~2017, Christopher August 2021, fourth sometime in there); weathered MJ’s 2015 health crisis; hosted a massive 2021 Christmas; and made a big 2020-ish donation. That’s their arc- love, kids, trials, and triumphs.
Malia: What do you think about all that love of my life Michael David Johnson?
MJ: I don’t have to think about it. I lived it with you! I love you more now than ever!
Malia: Our relationship became a teenager today. Happy 13th Anniversary baby!
MJ: 3-8-2012 forever!
Malia: Yeah! 3-8-2012 forever!
MJ: And ever!
Malia: And ever!
MJ: Amen!
Malia: What do you think our next 13 years will look like?
MJ: Maybe one more baby. High school graduations. College graduations. Beginning careers. A lot of love, memories, and experiences. Hopefully no more potentially life ending events. Maybe working less to spend more time with the family.
Malia: I’m sold. That sounds pretty great to me. Are you in for another 13 with me?
MJ: Absolutely!
MJ: I am so looking forward to celebrating our 13th anniversary together tonight!
Malia: Me too! Can’t wait!
MJ: I will be home at 4ish to pick you up. I have some surprises for you that I think you are really going to like. I bet you can’t guess the theme of the surprises.
Malia: I bet I can. It’s our 13th anniversary, so something to do with that/the number 13?
MJ: Nope! It has to do with a Re.
Malia: Remarrying me? Reproposing to me? Awesome “Re” stuff like that?
MJ: You will “Re” find out soon! And I will see you soon!
Malia: Yay and Re Yay! I love you and bye 4 now!
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