MJ: What are you doing right now?
Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up?
MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks?
Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack?
MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver?
Malia: What, is today random weird questions day?
Malia: Cole Trickle!
Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote for us……
It’s a bedroom life for us.
Instead of getting kicked, I get licked.
Instead of fighting, I suck your dick.
It’s a bedroom life for us.
Malia: Well???
MJ: Don’t get your panties in a bunch pretty girl. I had to answer a call.
MJ: “Hard knock life” by Jay Z?
Malia: I’m not wearing any panties!
MJ: Is that an offer?
Malia: You bet your skinny white ass it is!
MJ: Did you miss your period this month?
Malia: I wouldn’t say I missed it, but it hasn’t come yet.
Malia: My fingers are crossed for a baby. My legs are open for you. Afternooner?
MJ: I have a lot to get done. 5 stroke special is all I have time for.
Malia: I will take what I can get. It could turn into a 6 or 7 stroke special. Ya never know.
MJ: Ya never know. Eta 5 to 10 min
Malia: I am on the bed wide open and waiting!
I’m F-ing You In! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/im-f-ing-you-in/
