MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front?
Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front?
MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight?
Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s?
MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with.
Malia: My kind? What do you mean the movie about how my kind does the men they want to have babies with?
MJ: This is what your kind does to the men they want to have babies with- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAEDVsrKk5s
Malia: Oh yeah. We call that the mating ritual.
MJ: You see!
MJ: You know how you do. It is impossible to resist your kinds extremely aggressive “I want a baby now!” alien mating ritual ways!
Malia: That’s just ridiculous! You can’t prove that.
MJ: The hell I can’t! Hold please.
Malia: ……
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/bonnie-to-clyde-bedroom-offer/
Malia: Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/otwtfybo/
Malia: Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/oops/
Malia: Also hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mcmalia-for-lunch/
Malia: More hearsay!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malias-path-to-pleasure-foreplay-texts-with-mj/
Malia: Heeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrsssssaaaaaayyyyy!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-michael-david-johnson/
Malia: Hearfreakinsay!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/hookie-nookie-day/
Malia: Again……..Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/you-see-anything-you-like-mr-johnson/
Malia: Lots of hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-mj-the-terrible-naughty-karate/
Malia: Hearsay! Hearsay! Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/trick-or-treat-naughty-style/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/texas-longhorns-inspired-foreplay/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-fever-maul-and-like-a-lion-hunting-its-prey/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/business-booty-call-post/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-foreplay-teasing-mj/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-baby-has-gone-baby-crazy/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wanna-fool-around-with-an-angel/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/husbandly-duties/
Malia: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-making-practice-invite-for-michael-david-johnson/
Malia: Nope! Nope! Nope!!!!! Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mj-the-gigolo-johnson-at-your-service-my-love/
Malia: Do you have any evidence that is not hearsay??????????????????????????
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-baby-making-heat-looks-like-in-text/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-baby-making-heat-looks-like-in-text-2/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-baby-making-heat-looks-like-in-text-3/
Malia: Hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unprovable hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-making-and-business/
Malia: You are the master of hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/come-get-me-pregnant/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/to-pull-out-or-not-to-pull-out-that-is-my-question/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-dirty-version/
Malia: Hearsay!
Malia: Hearsay!
Malia: Hearsay!
Malia: Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-queen-wishes-to-be-jousted-this-morning/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/san-diego-sexy-surprise/
Malia: You are driving me f-ing crazy with all this hearsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ: https://therealmjtheterrible.com/all-work-and-no-sex-doesnt/
Malia: Michael David Johnson you are the hearsayer of hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-plays-the-race-and-sex-card-on-me/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wap-alert/
Malia: MJ The Hearsay!
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/i-am-feeling/
MJ: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/this-is-a-kidnapping/
Malia: Fine! I admit it! It is a conspiracy! You caught me! I am an MK Ultra sex kitten alien baby wanting sex machine that lives to please her husband and raise a happy family with lots of babies!
MJ: And………
Malia: And what???????? I already admitted to all of that.
MJ: And will you watch the movie with me?
Malia: Could all of this conspiracy realty distortion field ridiculousness been avoided by you just asking me to watch that movie with you tonight?
MJ: The movie about your sex alien cousin?
Malia: Yes! The movie about my baby whore sex alien cousin.
MJ: Yeah, but where is the fun in that?
Malia: You could drive anyone on earth crazy insane baby, but please only drive me crazy and love on me like crazy, okay?
MJ: Ok. You know I love you exactly the way you are right? I couldn’t live without you! You are the most amazing woman, alien or not, I have ever known!
Malia: Yeah! And don’t ever forget it! And ditto to all that back to you!
Malia: Are you going to be home for dinner?
MJ: I will let you know later when I know for sure. Unless there is some emergency, I will be home by bath and bedtime. I love you baby! I was teasing about watching that movie tonight. We can watch whatever movie.
Malia: Can I pick it?
MJ: Sure
Malia: Guess what movie I am picking?
MJ: What movie?
Malia: Species!!!!!!!
MJ: I love you like crazy woman!!
Malia: Good because I (the crazy woman) love you too!!!!
Malia May Johnson You Are A Modern Day Proverbs 31 Wife! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-you-are-a-modern-day-proverbs-31-wife/
