Malia: Howdy MJ!
MJ: Howdy
Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy?
MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie?
Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May.
MJ: What are you up to pretty girl?
Malia: Little ole me was thinking about big ole strong you.
MJ: Oh yeah?
Malia: OH YEAH!
Malia: I was hoping for a dick in me stampede!
MJ: Civil War!!!
Malia: I do declare my favorite yankee Union soldier MJ The Terrible has something in his pants I need to feast my eyes on, and then my mouth.
MJ: You sound like a feisty rebel.
Malia: Oh, I am Mr. Johnson!
MJ: I’m feelin ornery myself. The Calvary is almost off the phone and ready to invade the south!
Malia: I’m fixing to give you the sexiest bed meal of your life with all the fixins. You just need to bring the sausage.
Malia: The south is gonna make you rise!
MJ: I’m already starting to rise just thinking about it southern belle.
Malia: Imagine how much you’re gonna rise when you ain’t all the way over yonder, and you’re right here with me.
MJ: The sausage is ready!
Malia: The pie is ready!
Malia: I just know your sausage is gonna fit as snug as a bug in a rug.
MJ: You gonna feel done right good and proper!
Malia: You can enjoy my pie until you’re all tuckered out.
MJ: Yankee version of YEE HAW!!
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