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“Callipygian”

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MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite.

MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might ask? It is when women get offended because they realize their butt is not as awesome as your butt.

MJ: Side note- I need to add another nickname for your butt to the list. The new nickname is “The Human Orgasm Machine.”

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MJ: I know your phone is going off like crazy with all the “I Love Your Butt Malia May Johnson Quote Picture Graphics” texts that I am sending you right now, but I had to make sure that I got your attention. You see, I snuck up here early to surprise you. In other words, I had extra time, and I wanted to spend that extra time pleasuring you and your big beautiful butt!!!

MJ: I am in the spot and ready to rock and mother fuckin roll! No need to text back, just come on with it baby cakes.

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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