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Building Licker!

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson?

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: Damn it Johnson!

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it?

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: Well, I have news for you mister, you are not safe in your little MJIA office. If you piss me off, I will straight Black Widow karate my way in there and kick your ass!

Malia: “Building licker!” 

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: “Building licker!”

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: Why do you keep calling me a building licker?

MJ:

Malia: I remember that picture. We were riding the ferris wheel at the Aquarium in downtown Houston. 

MJ: Building licker!

Malia: I dare you to text building licker one more time!

MJ: Licker building!

Malia: …….

MJ: Licker building!

Malia: No sex, no bj’s, no hand jobs, anal, no nothing for 2 months!

MJ: What? That’s not fair!

Malia: Headline….Life’s not fair!

MJ: But you are my wife?

Malia: But you are being a shit head!

MJ: Don’t you love feisty me too?

Malia: Don’t you love playing hard to get me too?

MJ: Yeah

Malia: Are you looking to get some right now?

MJ: Yeah

Malia: And you just expect “Building licker” to put out? 

MJ: Yeah

Malia: Well can you at least say something nice about me first?

MJ:  Yeah

Malia: …….

MJ: Say something nice about you now?

Malia: Yes!

MJ: Malia May Johnson

Malia: That’s me

MJ: You brought a meaning to my life I never knew was missing until we met on 3-8-2012. I love you in a way I could never love anyone else. I am so blessed to have you by my side. You have given me everything I have ever wanted. You are my Goddess, my love, and my life.

Malia: Yeah. That is a panty dropper right there. Next time start with that. Not this building licker business, ok?

MJ: Ok

Malia: I will service you now. Do you want to building licker me too? 

MJ: Yes!

Malia: Lick party at the guest house in 2. Hut. Hut. Lick!

Malia and MJ Ferris Wheel Video (Houston, Texas) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-and-mj-ferris-wheel-video-houston-texas/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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