One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so.
She got so angry so quickly. I didn’t know what to do. I froze up. Then she gave me “The look”. “The look”, is the official stare of you screwed up, and now you’re in trouble.
She was standing up at this point and I was still on the couch on my knees. While she was pissed off beyond words, I was thinking- “I love Cheetos, and this is great. I am in heaven!”
Then after about what was really probably about a minute that felt like an hour, Malia said- “You have 30 seconds to explain your Cheetos comment! Go!”
I was still in shock and didn’t say anything. I just wanted to go back to fooling around. I couldn’t figure out what went wrong.
Then Malia started crying. I was still on the couch on my knees in total shock.
Malia said while crying- “Am I disgusting to you?”
I said- “No!”.
She said- “Why did you say I smell like Cheetos?”
I said- “I love Cheetos. Cheetos are probably my favorite snack food.”
She said- “So you were saying you like the smell of my business down there?”
I said- “Oh my God yes!”
She made this little cute awww sort of face, and then did a running Hulk Hogan leg drop onto the couch. She threw her legs open, grabbed me and pulled me in closer. Then she said- “Girls are sensitive about our bodies. I’m sorry I freaked out. Do you wanna keep going?”
I said “Yes”, and from there I/we reference Cheetos sometimes when we are fooling around, etc.
The next time we went to the grocery store after the whole Cheetos on the couch moment, Malia grabbed a bag of Cheetos, put it by her you know what, and said- “Are you horny, I mean hungry Mr. Johnson? Would you like a snack?”
I grabbed my phone and took a picture. It was sexy as hell, and I am pretty sure we had to go back to the grocery store again that day because we decided to have sex as soon as we got home instead of putting away the groceries.
Baby, I was up early this morning, and I was looking at our memory board pictures. I saw some of the fun Cheetos pictures, and I decided to write this and post it.
Some things in life can’t be bought, they can’t be replicated, and they are just freakin priceless moments that you will never forget.
I wouldn’t change a thing about our relationship. I don’t know if I believe in destiny or not, but if there is such a thing, then I think we were destined to be together.
I hope you like the Cheetos collage I made for you. Love, MJ
