Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that?
MJ: The luckiest man in the world.
Malia: I hate you.
MJ: Why?
Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional.
MJ: Are you mad at me?
Malia: I want to be, but you won’t let me.
MJ: I don’t understand.
Malia: I am emotional right now, and I want to be mad at you, but you are to damn sweet all the time.
MJ: Are you saying you want me to do something that pisses you off, so you can get mad at me?
Malia: No, but yes. It’s complicated.
MJ: But I don’t want to be mean to you or piss you off. I love you.
Malia: Sometimes women can be moody, and we want our man to deal with it and go with us on our emotional rollercoaster.
MJ: I have no idea what’s happening right now. What do you want me to do? I want to get a couple more things done before lunch gets here. Let me know when the food gets delivered.
Malia: You just expect me to send you a message when the food gets here, like I’m your servant?
MJ: No. I just want you to let me know when the food gets here, so I can come upstairs and eat with you, and spend time with my family.
Malia: Are you cheating on me?
MJ: No.
Malia: How do I know that?
MJ: My whole life is recorded pretty much babe. If you want, I’ll give permission to Dubs, so you can login to her master system, and you can see for yourself. You can already login to most of my stuff. I’ve got nothing to hide babe. I genuinely love you and you make me happy.
Malia: You are so hard to argue with. Pretend argue with me. MJ: What if I say something that actually makes you mad?
Malia: I’ll give you a pass.
MJ: Ok.
Malia: Are you cheating on me?
MJ: Yes
Malia: WTF? With who? How could you do this to me?
MJ: I’m sorry babe. It just happened.
Malia: Who is she? Tell me now!
MJ: This is to hard to do. I’m not cheating on you, and I never will. Please don’t make me do this.
Malia: Why did you leave your clothes all over the living room? This place looks like a pigsty.
MJ: Olga cleaned this morning! Besides, I never leave my clothes all over the living room.
Malia: I’m sure you’ve done something to make me mad.
MJ: You are making me mad with all of this.
Malia: Good. I’m mad.
MJ: I’m not really mad. Can we make up now?
Malia: I know if it wasn’t me who was messing with you. If it was someone else, you would take their head off.
MJ: Maybe, but you are my life so I try my best to treat you like it.
Malia: Ok. You qualified for the prize.
MJ: What’s the prize?
Malia: A oner with me before lunch gets here.
MJ: What is a oner?
Malia: It’s a nooner, but since it is 1 o’clock, I customized it.
MJ: Could a oner turn into a twoer?
Malia: I forgot you and Team DD have off until March 1st.
MJ: Yep! My work load is lighter until then, so I’m up for some qt.
Malia: Okay daddy
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