Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve?
MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY
Malia: Lol! Probably
Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that?
MJ: I did not.
Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct?
MJ: No
Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt right now. We have to keep the human race going!
MJ: You a gall darn semen demon. All you want is a baby from my nuts.
Malia: And?
Malia: Any ideas about what you want to do to me during our baby making attempt?
MJ: I am going to charge the ring, whip you off the ropes, give you the big boot, hit you with a leg drop, Macho Man elbow drop you, throw a Steiner Recliner on ya, get you in a figure 4 leg lock, jam your guts up into your esophagus, then shoot up the club up and get you pregnant.
Malia: Sounds like a plan. Wrestle a baby up into this womb sexy man.
MJ: Here is my theme music for you to listen to while I am on the way to the ring- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxwa-BYP3GA
Malia: That is bad theme music. It says “No, they don’t want none.” I do want some. Come get it Daddy!
3857 Night Stand – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/3857-night-stand/
