Malia: Hey baby! How are you feeling?
MJ: My headache went away. I felt better after I got up and got going. I do have this swelling going on in one part of my body though. See attached pic.
Malia: I bought a little outfit to wear today that might help with your swelling problem.
MJ: This is a major swelling issue. It needs serious attention.
Malia: Your favorite candy is chocolate, right?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: Well this little outfit will have 110 pounds of chocolate in it for you.
MJ: I would rather have 124.4 pounds of chocolate.
Malia: Baby! I told you not to look! Why did you look?
MJ: I didn’t look. You didn’t turn the scale off or put it back in the closet. I saw when I turned it off and put it back in the closet.
Malia: Do you still want me even though I’m fat?
MJ: I love you no matter what. And you are not fat.
Malia: You promise you still find me attractive? Are you still mad at me for trying to force the President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris meet and greet on you?
MJ: Yes. I think you are sexier than ever. Voluptuous even. I try to get you to have sex with me every day. I was never mad at you about that. I promise we can do a meet and greet with President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris in the future. Yesterday was just not the right time.
Malia: I know. Keep doing that. So you like my more cushion for the pushin? I won’t bring up the meet and greet anymore. I will leave it up to you if you want to post what President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris’s responses were to us declining their meet and greet invite.
MJ: I will. You have just the right amount of cushion for the pushin. Thank you, and thank you.
Malia: 🙂
MJ: Send me a naked picture.
Malia: Here…… (See attached)
MJ: How is that a naked picture?
Malia: I am in a store. I can’t send you a boobs or butt picture right now, so I am sending you a naked picture of my face without my mask on.
MJ: That works. I love you.
Malia: We should be home in an hour. If you can come home an hour or 2 earlier than normal, we can have adult playtime while the nanny is watching our babies.
MJ: I am already home. We finished what we needed to get done way earlier than we thought we would, so I came home early to surprise you.
Malia: I didn’t know. Sorry.
MJ: I was going to play with our babies for a while, and then play with you for a while.
Malia: We need to reverse that order while the nanny can watch our babies.
MJ: Ok. This is probably a good time to let you know that I tested positive for being horny.
Malia: My cushion for pushin will be home in an hour. And you are in luck Mr Johnson, because I have the cure for horny.
MJ: Are you sure there is a cure?
Malia: Yes, but the cure does require daily doses.
MJ: I need the cure! I want your cure so bad right now! I want to be all up in your cure woman!
Malia: The cure is enroute! We have a new bed!
MJ: I need maximum strength of the cure! Yes we do! Let’s break it in!
Malia: I am going to give you 124.4 pounds of cure! That is the maximum amount, and I promise I will get the horniness out of your body in an explosively enjoyable way…..on our new bed!
The First Time MJ and I “Did It” by Malia Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-time-mj-and-i-did-it-by-malia-johnson/
