Malia: You are not meeting my standards Michael David Johnson!
MJ: ……
Malia: I have a demand and you are going to meet my demand or else!
MJ: Babe, you have been ride or die. I am only alive and made it out of the hospital because of you. Whatever you want, go buy it! I mean it!
Malia: How dare you! I want you to buy it for me!!!
MJ: Jesus babe. What is it?
Malia: You don’t know what I want? You don’t know me at all!
MJ: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MALIA MAY JOHNSON?
Malia: And you know what else????
MJ: What else woman?
Malia: And you only have 72 hours to get it for me!!!!
Malia: You don’t even know what I want, do you?
MJ: I thought I knew you pretty well, but I don’t know what you want. I wish you would tell me though, because I genuinely care about you, your wellbeing, and your happiness.
Malia: I know you do, and I appreciate it! I care about you, your wellbeing, and your happiness too! Are you going to get me what I want or not?
Malia: By the way, I am getting blown up with texts from people you are texting asking me what it is that I want, because you are blowing everybody up about it.
MJ: And? That should tell you how much I care about you. What do you fucking want?
Malia: I fucking want Chick-fil-A!!!!!
Malia: With like 10 Chick-fil-A sauces!!!!
MJ: You want Chick fila? You don’t want some expensive thing? All of that for Chick fila?
Malia: See! You don’t even remember how good Chick-fil-A is!!!
Malia: And I have like everything that is sold at stores. I like the simple things the most anyway!!
MJ: You know I am going to hate bang you for driving me insane right?
Malia: After you feed me Chick fila?
MJ: Let’s see how well you know me. What am I going to do now?
Malia: Shock and awe overwhelm me with a shit ton of Chick-fil-A and Chick-fil-A Sause.
MJ: I got dinner tonight crazy woman!
Malia: That you love?
MJ: I got dinner tonight crazy woman that I love!
Malia: I will put out tonight to say I’m sorry. I love you. Thank you. I appreciate and love and respect you more than you know Michael David Johnson!
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How about Thick-fil-a for lunch? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/how-about-thick-fil-a-for-lunch/
