Malia: Baby?
MJ: Sup?
Malia: What is missing here…
MJ: My hand in between your legs.
Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head?
MJ: I’m ok
Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel?
MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.
Malia: Why did you tell me to go ahead and go see my friend if you didn’t feel good? I knew I should have stayed home.
MJ: I wanted you to go. Your friend from Cape Town is in town. She traveled a long distance. I wanted you to be able to see her. I am fine. I have help. Have fun babe. No worries. I mean it.
Malia: Are you mad I wore a short skirt?
MJ: No. I am glad you wore it for the reason you wore it.
Malia: It still fits! Zuri recognized the dress. She said- “You wore it” when we saw each other.
MJ: Did Zuri wear her matching dress?
Malia: No, but it’s okay. I didn’t think she would. It has been a long time. Zuri is moving to America later this year. She asked me if Masters of Money would build her new company’s website. I told her yes. Can you give her a discount please?
MJ: Sure. I will talk to Tarica about it. Are Zuri and Chad still together?
Malia: No. Chad is becoming a “Transformer” as Kevin calls it. She was upset at first but decided to support his/her decision in the end.
MJ: Ok. It is what it is I guess.
Malia: Every time I talk to one of my friends, it makes me realize how lucky I am to have you.
MJ: What made you think that today? Because Zuri’s guy is becoming a girl?
Malia: Yeah, that, but Zuri also asked me how to find a man like you. That made me feel lucky to have you.
MJ: I feel lucky to have you too. Did you see the post I wrote- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-intern-fuck-you-story/
Malia: I wanted to kill you on that day! I was so mad I couldn’t see straight!
MJ: I am glad you didn’t.
Malia: Me too
MJ: I talked to McConaughey. He told me about the crazy plane flight he and Camila were on from Austin to Germany. He said the turbulence was shaking the plane so hard that now he knows what popcorn feels like.
Malia: I miss Texas sometimes. I really liked it there. Maybe this summer we can visit?
MJ: Sounds good to me.
Malia: We are about to leave.
MJ: K. Tell Zuri I said hi.
Malia: She says hi back, and thank you for taking such good care of me.
MJ: You are easy to love 27 days a month.
Malia: Ha! Ha! I will be home soon.
MJ: K
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