Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Thank you for hooking up our family with VIP WWE tickets and gear. That was very nice of you. I appreciate your friendship and will be returning the favor soon my friend. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson The following are my favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quotes from times that we have hung out together,…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day is celebrated annually on February 14. Valentine’s Day originated as a Christian feast day honoring Saint Valentine. Valentine’s Day is a day for celebrating love, not just romantic love between couples, but celebrating the love we have for our friends and family members. For those who are in a relationship, Valentine’s Day is…
Quick note before reading this post. Brittany White is MJ’s former Court Appointed Supervisor, and now our family’s head of security. Brittany and her partner Kat want to get married because there has been a lot of resistance to their marriage because they are a same sex couple. “The minister at the church Kat grew up attending refused our request…
Words cannot express how thankful, how appreciated, how grateful, how honored, how valued, how respected, how cared about, how loved, and how supported all of you, my loyal followers and supporters have been and continue to be. I know that I could not have achieved what I have achieved, and would not be where I am today, if it were…
Your birthday…….He’s not remembering it. Anniversaries……..He’s not remembering it. Being unbelievably late to everything but you know he will always show up………That’s MJ. When the world is taking a dump on you, and you need someone who will drop everything they’re doing to be there for you……..That’s MJ. Need to bury a dead body in your trunk at 3 o’clock…