MJ: Baby I gotta tell you something.
Malia: OK. Whatcha got?
MJ: You were my second choice.
Malia: WTF??????????????????????????????
Malia: Who the fuck was your first choice?
MJ: You
Malia: I thought I was your second choice?
MJ: You were.
Malia: Who was your first choice?????????????
MJ: You.
Malia: I was your first choice and your second choice?
MJ: Yep
Malia: Was I your first choice first or was I your second choice first and your first choice second?
MJ: You were my first choice and my back up option/second choice for all time.
Malia: I almost lost it! Couldn’t you have started with the I was your first choice at the beginning? Why did you trip me up like that?
MJ: Do you want the honest answer?
Malia: YES
MJ: The honest answer is shock value would get your attention and then when I had your full attention I was going to hit you with a massive compliment that would hit with full force. If I didn’t have your full attention first, then the massive compliment wouldn’t have hit you with the full force like I intended.
Malia: You mother fuckin psyoper!!!
MJ: Sorry. I love you forever cat lady.
Malia: Cat lady? I have babies. Your babies!
MJ: What I really meant to say was- I love you forever big cat lady!
Malia: I know 2 things. I know that sometimes you say things that are meant with the best of intentions but sound bad initially. And I know that when you communicate sometimes you pull things from way outside normal communication ranges. Calling someone a “Cat lady” typically infers that the lady is lonely, childless and lives with a bunch of cats. I am married (to you), I have babies (with you) and actually we do have cats though, and dogs, and more pets. Why are you calling me a cat lady?
MJ:
Malia: Sonny Crockett was a tiger!
MJ: Aren’t tigers in the cat family?
Malia: Yes! He was the best big cat that a “big cat lady” like me could ever have!
MJ: What I’m supposed to do now?
Malia: You want sex, but you messed with my mind and lost your game running, psyoping, fore play momentum?
MJ: Maybe that a little bit. I saw it heading a different direction. Baby making practice?
Malia: Sure! For the record……I would have said yes to sex even if I wasn’t in baby making heat right now. Why? Because you are the man of my dreams and bla bla bla all that kind of stuff.
Malia: Just kidding on the bla bla bla part. I was trying to be funny. I think we are both off today.
MJ: Exactly why we should both get on each other.
Malia: Where and when for sex Michael David Johnson?
MJ: How about the pool at 4. The mood lighting/neon lighting is installed now, and I want to see what it looks like while I am seeing what you feel like.
Malia: Sounds like a win win to me. I love you and bye until then.
MJ: Imma fuck a big cat lady today at 4!
Malia: Yes you are, and she is going to love every minute of it!
Malia: I will make sure we are alone and no one goes down there. XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOOOXOXOXOXO!!!!
Recalling One of My Favorite Conversations I Have Ever Had With MJ – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/recalling-one-of-my-favorite-conversations-i-have-ever-had-with-mj/
