Malia: See the girl in this picture with you?
MJ: Yes. She’s very pretty.
Malia: Well shes ovulating. Do you know what that means?
MJ: Ovulating- The discharging of ova or ovules from the ovary.
Malia: And do you know what that means for you Mr. Johnson?
MJ: I think I have a pretty good idea, but why don’t you tell me.
Malia: The ovaries produce the female egg cells, called the ova or oocytes. The oocytes are then transported to the fallopian tube, where fertilization by sperm may occur. The fertilized egg then moves to the uterus, where the uterine lining has thickened in response to the normal hormones that occur, during the reproductive cycle. You are the sperm in the equation.
MJ: I so thought you were going to say something sexy.
Malia: I did. Read between the reproductive lines.
MJ: Did you definition me, because I definitioned you?
Malia: Yep!
MJ: I’m almost off the phone. I’ll be up as soon as I’m off, to “fertilize some eggs.”
Malia: Baby! I don’t want to make a baby like that. I’ll take it if I have to I guess, but I want it to be fun.
MJ: Ok. Redo…..I’m almost off the phone. I’ll be up as soon as I’m off, to make love/have some awesome sex with you, and in the process “fertilize some eggs”
Malia: That’s more like it! Now hurry up!
MJ: What percentage is because you want to have a baby, and what percentage is because you want to make sweet lovin to me?
Malia: That’s why we are going to do it 3 times.
MJ: ………
Malia: One time is babymakin business. One time we’re going to porno it up for you, and one time we’re going to make love for me.
MJ: Sounds good to me.
Malia: But one thing stays the same for all 3. I know you know what I mean. Now hurry up!
MJ: Sorry. That took longer than I thought it would. Jeff’s a talker. It was hard to get off.
Malia: Awww. Poor baby. It wont be hard to get off once you get up here.
MJ: 🙂
Malia: Now come to momma! MJ: Otw
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