Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree?
MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure.
Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male.
MJ: Is that a good thing?
Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males.
MJ: Ok
Malia: Everything makes complete sense now as to why you are like you are, and act how you act, and how you got me, and everything.
Malia: You are absolutely a sigma male! I started looking up everything about sigma males.
Malia: This video describes you perfectly- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFtXzPFR0cg
Malia: This is how you got me- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxQ10AYBrV0
Malia: And this is why you do what you do for a living- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XF6aCBu9eE
MJ: We have to move back to the old house.
Malia: What? Explain……
MJ: Before we moved into our old house, we said we were going to have sex everywhere in the house. We broke our word to ourselves. We never had sex in the multifunction room.
Malia: Did we live in the same house? Where was this “multifunction room” that you speak of?
MJ: This room.
Malia: We shared fluids all over that house. I am not sure that we didn’t have sex in the “multifunction room.” What made you think of that?
MJ: I looked at the pictures the realtor took when I was filing the house paperwork.
Malia: Is this my fault somehow?
MJ: No. We both failed equally together.
Malia: We should break into the old house and do it in the multifunction room.
MJ: Sounds completely reasonable to me.
Malia: Seriously though, I think we will be okay. What do you think?
MJ: Yeah.
Malia: I promise I will make sure we sex in every room of our new house. K?
MJ: I feel like we live in a mall.
Malia: It is really big.
MJ: I feel like we live inside a bottle of white out.
Malia: I know. I am working on it. You will love it when I’m done. Do you want to sex me in a room in the new house we haven’t had sex in yet?
MJ: Yes.
Malia: Just tell me when and where and I’m there!
MJ: I have it narrowed down to 2 places.
Malia: Which 2?
MJ: Either the basketball court/locker room or on the under dock area down by the lake.
Malia: Take me by the lake! Yes?
MJ: Yes!!!
MJ: 2:45ish?
Malia: I know inside the house isn’t how we want it yet, but outside the house is so perfect!
Malia: And yes to 2:45 love by the lake!
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