Malia: WAP alert!
MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy?
Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!!
Malia: Can you handle that?
MJ:

Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit.
MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex?
Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.
MJ: Fair enough
Malia: Are you otw?
MJ: In process
Malia: Does “in process” mean on the way?
MJ: In process is right before on the way.
Malia: ETA?
MJ: 69 seconds
Malia: Sexy seconds. I like it
This Is A Kidnapping – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/this-is-a-kidnapping/