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Vegging Out

MJ: What are you doing?

Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants.

MJ: Why?

Malia: Why is your hand down your pants?

MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it?

Malia: I wanna be relaxed to.

MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny.

Malia: I don’t know. It seems pretty relaxing to me.

Malia: Your joystick is hard. Can he come out and play?

MJ: I thought you said you wanted to veg out?

Malia: I can’t veg out with my hand on your penis?

MJ: I guess so. I think vegging out is open to interpretation.

Malia: I am going to lay my head on your stomach and veg out.

MJ: I want your vagina.

Malia: Baby, we are vegging out right now.

MJ: You have my dick in your mouth.

Malia: Stop moving. I am trying to veg out

MJ: With my cock in your mouth?

Malia: It is relaxing me while I veg out.

MJ: It is a bj is what it is. You are teasing me. It is making me want to fuck your brains out!

Malia: It is not a bj. There is no licking or sucking going on. I just have it in my mouth while I am vegging out.

MJ: Malia!

Malia: Hey now. No poking. I am vegging out.

MJ: I am going to cum if you keep vegging out with my cock in your mouth.

Malia: Cumming happens during sex. This is vegging out.

MJ: That was a suck. That was clearly a suck and a lick I think.

Malia: No it was not. You can’t see what is happening. My head is blocking your view. I am laying here trying to veg out, but you won’t let me.

MJ: That was a suck! You sucked like 3 or 4 times. Your head bobbed up and down even.

Malia: My head was perfectly still. The visual effects from the movie must have you seeing things.  

MJ: Now you are teasing my balls with your fingernails, and you are playing with my balls.

Malia: I only put my hand on your balls as like a handle. I wasn’t “playing with your balls”. Get your facts straight Johnson.

MJ: You are torturing me woman.

Malia: Now you are just being ridiculous. Do you think they do this to detainees at GITMO? I don’t think so. The GITMO guards aren’t like, “Hey detainee, let’s watch a movie with your cock in my mouth.”

MJ: That was at least 10 sucks and a lick.

Malia: Those are false accusations. Where’s your proof?

MJ: I saw you do it.

Malia: It’s your word against mine, and I’m closer to the where the alleged event took place.

MJ: Now you are clearly jerking me off with my you know what in your mouth.

Malia: Baby! Stop complaining and veg out like we planned.

MJ: You have been vegging out with my cock in your mouth playing with it for a half an hour.

Malia: Veg out and relax. All you can think about is sex.

MJ: Malia. Malia. Malia. Malia.

Malia: That’s my name.

MJ: It feels so good.

Malia: Just enjoy the movie baby.

MJ: I can’t hold out much longer.

Malia: Are you going to let me watch this movie or are you going to talk all the way through it?

MJ: I am going to cum like a fire hose when I cum.

Malia: I want to watch this movie and you keep trying to push sex on me. Watch the movie and veg out.

MJ: Malia! I’m gonna cum! Ohhh!! Ohhhhh!!!

Malia: That is so much cum. Wow! I can tell the buildup got all your jizz ready to shoot out.

MJ: I am kind of tired. I am going to take a nap. That felt great baby. (And then MJ fell asleep)

Side note 1. MJ has been working around the clock. I had to do something to get him to rest. It worked!

Side note 2. We were watching the movie “Palmer”, starring Justin Timberlake. It was good. It is worth checking out.

Let’s Play Do What The Action Figures Do – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/lets-play-do-what-the-action-figures-do/

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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