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This Is A Kidnapping

Finger Pointing At MJ Photo Collage

Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson…..

Finger Pointing At MJ Photo Collage

MJ: Yes

Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand?

MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny.

Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t do exactly as I say you will never see your adorable children again.

MJ: They are adorable, aren’t they? I love them more than anything. What do I need to do to see them again?

Malia: Yes! These are the directions. You must follow these directions exactly. Understood?

MJ: Understood

Malia: 1. Logout of your computer. 

2. Go up the back set of stairs at your house. 

3. Remove your clothing. 

4. Get on the bed. 

5. A female will enter the room. 

6. Remove her clothes and have sex with her. She will let you know once she has been satisfied. 

7. Put your clothes on. 

8. Go spend some time with your children. They will be in the playroom in your house. 

9. Go back to the office and work until dinner time. 

MJ: I would and will do anything for my family. 

Malia: I bet your family knows that and feels the same way about you. 

MJ: I love you! 

Malia: The Stockholm Syndrome must be kicking in before I have captured you.

Malia: Side note…I love you to!!! 

MJ: I have had Stockholm Syndrome since you captured my heart on March 8th, 2012. 

Malia: The reason I love on you so much and try to be the best wife ever is because you say things like that. You wanna come have kidnap sex with me?

MJ: I don’t just say stuff like that. I mean it.

Malia: So, yes to sex?

MJ: Fuck yes to sex! OTW

Malia: Yeah Daddy!

Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-malia-may-johnson/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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