Malia: Guess what?
MJ: Chicken butt!
Malia: Did you know that you have been working for CIA since 1984?
MJ: Damn! I nearly came out of the womb working.
Malia: You were baby “MJ The Terrible” at 4 years old. There is a lot of misinformation out there about you.
MJ: Nothing I can do about it really. It would be a waste of time to try to track down all of the misinformation out there about me and try to correct it.
Malia: Guess what else?
MJ: What?
Malia: This hippy chick wants this JR Ewing……
Malia: I’m a hippy chick into free love and peace. Are you into free love and peace Mr. JR Ewing?
MJ: I don’t think JR Ewing was, but for the purposes of loving on you and peace and happiness in our lives, yes I am!
Malia: Would you want to fool around with me if I was available for that kind of thing at the moment?
MJ: You mean you want me to hump the hippy?
Malia: Oh my God! You have such a way with words. Yes, I want you to hump me!
MJ: Does hippy hump time 3:30 work for you?
Malia: It does! I will be waiting for you, Mr. JR Ewing The Terrible!
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