MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry!
Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster?
MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch.
Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex?
Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”.
MJ: I am interested in a nerdy black girl named Malia, with the sexiest butt, and the most beautiful big brown eyes.
Malia: My boobs told me they feel underappreciated because you are always focused on my butt.
MJ: Well, we can’t have that now can we?
Malia: No we can’t. Do you want my boobs thinking you are a boobist?
MJ: What?
Malia: Like sexist or racist, but boobist. Get it?
MJ: Yes. I love your boobs. Your boobs are very special to me.
Malia: Last night when I was watching the Selena series on Netflix, and you came out of the bathroom singing “Come on the floor. Then f@$k some more.” I looked up the real song lyric. The real song lyric line is “Como la flor. Con tanto amor.” The english translation is “Like the flower. With so much love.” The song is called Como la Flor, by Selena.
Malia: You have me dirtying up songs now too. Your mom was listening to the “Stop In The Name of Love” song, and I dirtied it up in my mind to “Stop in the name of lust. Before you leave my bed. Bend me over. It’ll feel so good if you do.”
MJ: I like it. ¿Quieres jugar?
Malia: I Googled the translation. I do wanna fool around.
MJ: You suck. I thought you were going to ask me what the translation was, and I was going to foreplay it up for you.
Malia: I suck, but I also swallow. I wanna do cute things with you baby like scratch your back and make you cum.
MJ: Oh yeah?
Malia: Yeah!
Malia: What is the craziest thing you can think of to ask me?
MJ: Do catfish have 9 lives like 4 legged cats do?
Malia: You constantly surprise me baby. That is a crazy thing, but I meant like sex wise. Like, do you have any crazy sex stuff you want me to do?
MJ: What, like swing from a chandelier or something?
Malia: How could I swing from a chandelier and still have sex with you?
MJ: I don’t know. I didn’t know what you meant at first. Now I’m confused and I just want to have sex.
Malia: What kind of sex?
MJ: I don’t know. I didn’t know I needed to send in a predetermined plan for sex. I just want to fuck my mother fucking wife for fuck sake!
Malia: I just want you to be fucking sexually fucking satisfied! O-fucking-k? Now come fuck your mother fucking wife for fuck sake!
MJ: I’ll be right fucking there!
Malia: I’ll be right fucking here! I’m at the new fucking house.
MJ: Is there anything to fuck on or is it still empty over fucking there?
Malia: I had the construction guys bring a mother fucking mattress over here because I knew we would need it for fucking. Standing sex is fun, but it is nice to be able to lay down on something soft. That’s for sure.
MJ: I bet we can bang the mattress across the room. We did it at our condo in Austin before. Remember?
Malia: Yes. Come bang me across the room.
MJ: I’m coming. We are both cumming, and since your boobs feel neglected, I’m about to lick, suck, rub, grab, tease shock and awe your mamories.
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