Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies!
MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately.
Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue.
MJ: What kind of clue?
Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture of his forehead. Can you tell whose forehead this is?
MJ: Did he leave any other clues?
Malia: Yes! His semen.
MJ: His semen? But you can’t have vagina sex for 5 more weeks. Where did he leave his semen?
Malia: In my ass
MJ: I am so fucking horny right now!! I want want it again!!!!
Malia: There is a price mister.
MJ: You can have every penny I have down to the pennies in the seat cushions in the couch.
Malia: If you accepted Gruppo Mediaset’s offer to sell the company, you would have over $40,000,000 in pennies. You would pay $40,000,000 to have me again today?
MJ: Yes. It would be worth every penny.
Malia: I am worth that much?
MJ: Yes, and if I had more, I would pay that too. You can’t put a price on being with an angel.
Malia: The price if you want me again is you have to play along with the roleplaying I had set up earlier that you bypassed when you snuck up on me in the shower.
MJ: I will pay that price. I don’t think I have ever cum some hard, and I have unloaded some loads on and in you.
Malia: That was the first orgasm I have had from anal sex. Anal sex orgasms are freakin incredible!
MJ: Yeah. Being in there is fucking great.
Malia: “Being in there”? There is me!
MJ: Being in you, in there, is great!
Malia: It’s time to roleplay if you want it again.
MJ: I’m ready
Malia: Here it comes.
Malia: Hello sexy man. My name is Malia. I have an offer for you Mr. Johnson.
I am looking for a back door man.
My specialties are BJ’s, and I have a big butt I like to do naughty things with when I’m in the mood. (I’m in the mood!)
At your guest house in 5 min!
Text me back if you are interested.
MJ: I am interested. My interested is interested. I couldn’t be more interested. They are going to have to create new words to describe how interested I am. #interested
Malia: Then what are you waiting for?
MJ: Incoming!!!
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