Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 122 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mood……Look up!” Malia May Johnson “Sexually connected marriages are the best marriages. My source is every marriage, study, anything, everything, human history. You feel me mentally? Wanna feel me physically?” Malia May Johnson “That was last whenever it was. Mood today……Look down!” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Strike first! Strike wet! No mercery! Hi-ya! Take that! Kiai mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “Whoop! Whoop! Well twist me up for two minute tiger quickie action then.” Malia May Johnson “Strike hard, strike fast. Booty Kai!” Malia May Johnson “Yeah. I admit it. You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey! I can quickie with the best of’em Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “To fill up my love cup, because I would like that very much.” Malia May Johnson “#ilovethroathuggingyou” Malia May Johnson “But it did end a bout of euphoria doh.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 119 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I wouldn’t want you to be touch starved.” Malia May Johnson “Oh! Are you bringing back the “No blow, no go” policy? I’m in if you are. Because awesome wifing is what I do.” Malia May Johnson “I actually have heard that studies suggest sperm…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also…