Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 291 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “2026…..Let go!” Vice President JD Vance “Strong people are usually kind. Smart people don’t typically talk all that much. And happy people usually live quiet lives, at least mostly out of the spotlight.” Carl Icahn “Read the room kid. Realize this is a moment…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 290 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, why am I mad again, again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The Wright Bruders (Brothers) helped people fly for the first time a long time ago but not very good. Today we fly very good because people got better at flying. I am learning so…
Malia, I have been testing a new AI writing program. I decided to see how well it could write us. I gave it 5 posts about us as a basis to start from. These are the 5 posts I gave I gave it.1. The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post2. The First Time MJ and I “Did It”3. Arrest Warrant…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 289 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I am nerdy girl, but I know nerds are the bosses in the grownups world.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I do okay with book grades. I try. I do the best in gym grades. A plus and a half. Oh yeah!” Cash Michael Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 288 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hello! I am trying to sleep over here. Why so talky right there? Go away to talk or be quiet and come snuggle me?” Victoria Olivia Johnson “The bad experiences shape you into who you are, and the good experiences make you appreciate what…
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