Malia: See the girl in this picture with you? MJ: Yes. She’s very pretty. Malia: Well shes ovulating. Do you know what that means? MJ: Ovulating- The discharging of ova or ovules from the ovary. Malia: And do you know what that means for you Mr. Johnson? MJ: I think I have a pretty good idea, but why don’t you…
During the birth of our twins on June 8th, my vagina sustained a tear. When MJ heard the doctor say- “During the delivery, Malia suffered a second degree vaginal laceration(tear). We repaired the tear, and made the alterations you requested, in the event a vaginal laceration occurred.” What MJ heard out of that, was “Oh my God, Malia had custom…
World, meet Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson. Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson, meet the world. We have some funny/crazy stories about what all happened before, during, and after their births, which we will be happy to share later, but for now, we are just enjoying finally being able to share the good news with y’all. Thank…
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
I am so happy right now. Happier than I have ever been. I went through 5 years of complete hell, which I thought was a curse, because I didn’t know that those 5 years of hell, were really the life lessons I needed, to be happy personally, and successful financially. 2012 to 2017 were an all out assault on me…
Question: Malia, have you ever felt disgusting during sex? Joan Freedman, Cleveland, OH Answer: I like looking my best when MJ looks at me, clothes on or off, but I know MJ loves me for me. I can only remember one time, where I felt disgusting, but it was the situation, not really me. We laughed about it later. MJ…
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”….. Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me. MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me…
MJ: Baby, take a hint. Can you see the hidden message in the picture? Malia: You want to poke and explore me? MJ: Yes I do! Malia: Thank God! It is the only thing that makes me feel comfortable. Your unborn twins are training like Rocky in my belly. MJ: ETA 5 min The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post…
Malia: My cute scruffy husband and his son being silly at the Austin Rodeo…… Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #1 Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-and-Son-Christian-at-Rodeo-Austin-Video-1.mp4 Malia: My cute scruffy hubby and son being silly at the Austin Rodeo video #2….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #2 Link…