Malia, the family and I are enjoying our time in the Manassas, McLean, Langley, Virginia area a lot. The people are great, the food is good, etc. That said, as soon as I’m finished working on this project, to my family in Austin, don’t think that I forgot about you. You are always on my mind, and as soon as…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Bedroom Trick or Treat
Malia: Come home baby. I know it’s not our home home but this compound is our home until your project is finished. MJ: Wherever you and the kids are is home baby. Malia: I am dressed up in my Halloween costume. MJ: They have trick or treating at the compound? It’s kinda late for trick or treating now though isn’t…
You see anything you like Mr Johnson?
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
My Feisty Sexy Fun Malia
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
All work and no sex doesn’t…..
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Thank You Senator Ted Cruz and The Many Others Who Treated Us So Well This Week
Text of the letter from Senator Ted Cruz to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: – Beginning of letter – UNITED STATES SENATORWASHINGTON, D.C. October 4, 2019 Dear Michael, It is a pleasure for Heidi and I to join your family and friends in wishing you a very happy 39th birthday! As birthdays are frequently a time of reflection on one’s…
The Center of my Universe
Baby, I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt! Thank you for handling my “old baggage” for me, so that I can take care of business. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you. I thought after I got divorced from my first wife, or as you like to call her, my “practice wife”, that…
Foreplay & Sex Can Come Out of Anywhere!
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
All You Need Is Love
Malia May Johnson, Thank you for loving me so much, and for being so good to me that I can barely remember what it was like to have to put up with the mean/hateful people that were in my life before I was lucky enough to meet you. Love, Me
Don’t Stick That Tongue Out At Me Mrs Johnson
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…









