Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
I am not usually a big fan of surprises but the surprise fly to Miami to go to the Superbowl surprise today is absolutely EPIC! Thanks for the ride over on Air Force One Jr. Donny! Love you bro! When I woke up this morning in San Diego California I had no idea I would be ending the day in…
MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…