MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me.
Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault.
MJ: How can I make it up to you?
Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself.
MJ: is that how you want me to apologize?
Malia: To start.
MJ: And then.
Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow!
MJ: I’ll be home shortly.
Malia: Baby, you are rocking the cradle of love, because I am 10 years younger than you are.
MJ: When the cradle is a rockin, don’t come a knockin!
Malia: Pervert!
MJ: Girlvert!
Malia: What?
MJ: A girl pervert!
Malia: And you love it!
MJ: Uh huh
Malia: Your mom has the babies until 6, which means I have you until 5:59.
MJ: K. ETATOB 20 MIN
Malia: ETATOB?
MJ: Estimated time of arrival to our bed
Malia: Oh. Love it! XOXOXO
MJ: Naked XOXOXO’s?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: K. Good
Malia: What am I going to do with you?
MJ: Re-read our texts.
Malia: Well, yeah. It was a rhetorical question. I know what I’m going to do with you, and it involves nakedness and orgasms.
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