Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time?
MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you.
Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now?
MJ: A have a brief video conference call with Booty Juice in 15 minutes. It should not take long.
Malia: Who is Booty Juice?
MJ: Secretary Booty Juice.
Malia: Michael David Johnson! What is Secretary Booty Juices real name?
MJ: Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
Malia: I just saw the President Biden calling him Secretary Booty Juice video. Now I get it. My booty juice is better than secretary booty juices, so you can hurry if you want to.
MJ: I have no doubt that your booty juice is better than his. I will speed the call as quick as I can. I will text when I am done and about to head your way.
Malia: You can just come to me. I will be waiting in our bed wearing new lingerie I bought.
MJ: Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.
Malia: Yeah!
MJ: Yeah!
Malia: Ok 😉
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