MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012?
Malia: That you had a crush on me?
MJ: Uh huh
Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay?
MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about.
Malia: Talk tonight?
MJ: Sure
Malia: Can I have a heads up so I can think about it before tonight?
MJ: It is important.
Malia: Did you knock up a road whore?
MJ: No
Malia: Are you cheating on me?
MJ: No.
Malia: Do you want to divorce me?
MJ: No.
Malia: Are you turning gay on me?
MJ: No.
Malia: What is it then?
MJ: I want to ask you to marry me again and get married again on 3-8-2027. But this is going to be unlike any other reproposal and remarriage that has ever been done. It will all be a surprise except the wedding day, but even the wedding day may come with a few surprises.
Malia: How long do I have to think about it?
MJ: Huh?
Malia: Remarriage is a big decision.
MJ: WTF? We are already married!
Malia: But we are not remarried.
MJ: Well ain’t this some shit.
Malia: Remember when you ring raped me the first time?
MJ: Ring raped you?
Malia: Yeah. You forced a ring on my finger and told me to never take it off.
MJ: This has completely blown up in my face in the worst way possible.
Malia: You wouldn’t respect me if I said yes right away. Did you want me to say yes right away?
MJ: Of course I want you to say yes right away. This is bullshit. See what you did?
Malia: What did I did?
MJ: Now you are only getting married once.
Malia: Am I the love of your life?
MJ: Yes, but you don’t want to be the re love of my life.
Malia: Yes I do. I want to be the all love of your life Michael David Johnson!
MJ: You wouldn’t fucking believe all of the incredible rewedding proposal and remarriage things that I had planned!
Malia: Please do it! I would love to be re proposed to and remarry you!
MJ: Apparently not.
Malia: I was being playful/feisty!!!!
MJ: I want a guarantee that you are going to say yes when/if I repropose to you.
Malia: Oh my God! You could drive a dead person crazy! But……I absolutely 1000% guarantee that I will say yes and go along with whatever you ask me or want me to do or anything! I love you and trust you and need you and everything forever ever ever!!!!!
MJ: Wait until you see the reproposal, remarriage and rehoneymoon I have planned for your ass!
Malia: Well, my ass is happy about all that and I don’t even know what it is yet. I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
MJ: I love you too! I need to run for now. I will see you tonight my love.
Malia: Thank you for being so loving and sweet. XOXO I love you with all my heart forever!!!!!
The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
