MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert?
Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA?
MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song.
Malia: What oral sex song?
MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think.
Malia: You and song lyrics baby. The song is called “Poker Face”. She is talking about not being able to read her poker face.
Malia: Do you remember the first time you wanted to “Poke My Face”?
MJ: Yes I do. It was after one of our first arguments. We just ate at Manuel’s in Austin. I was driving back to work, and you took a cab back home. I remember us both being in bad moods, and even though we were falling in love with each other, that day, nothing went right. I remember driving next to the cab as we were driving over the 183 overpass and you stuck your tongue out at me and flipped me the finger. I yelled out the window of my car- “Are you going to break up with me?” You said, “No, I am just being feisty. After work, come over and we can make up. Bye!”, as the cab made a left to get on the express way and take you back home.
Malia: I remember that. Even when I was mad at you that day, I wasn’t really that mad at you. I knew early on you and me were going to be together. It was special. It is special. Here is the definition of Poker face- an impassive expression that hides one’s true feelings.
MJ: I heard you sing “I’ll get him hard. Show him what I’ve got.”
Malia: I just listened to that part of the song. It does kind of sound like your version of the song, but the real lyric is “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got.”
Malia: We are posting these texts. I hope Lady Gaga sees this.
MJ: I looked up the lyrics. You are going to tell me that this lyric isn’t a sexual reference, “Russian roulette is not the same without a gun. And baby when it’s love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.”
Malia: It is hard to argue perspective, but I think she is talking about love, and how love is a very emotional and powerful force.
MJ: Or
Malia: Or she is talking about sucking c@&k.
MJ: Maybe she could mean both?
Malia: I love you.
MJ: Even though I’m sick in the head?
Malia: Yeah
MJ: The countdown clock to Bedroom Quarantine Day has begun.
Malia: I keep track of your migraines. The odds are high you could have a migraine on Bedroom Quarantine Day. Not trying to be a party pooper, but if that happens, we can reschedule.
MJ: I am so horny I am going to bang you even if I have a migraine.
Malia: I like the enthusiasm, but if you have a migraine, how about we make Bedroom Quarantine Day October 21st instead?
MJ: Fingers crossed for the 20th though.
Malia: This is your current schedule on the 21st.
5:00 AM Wake up, shower, get dressed, get ready
6:30 AM Check emails and secure messages
8:00 AM Prepare for conference call
9:00 AM Video conference call with the Prez, Sec Def, Director of NSA, Director of National Intelligence, and Director of CIA
10:00 AM MJIA emergency protocols training with Brittany and the new security team
11:30 AM Video conference call with Marcus about Team Digital Death projects
12:30 PM Lunch with Malia and the kids
2:00 PM Video conference call with Tarica about Masters of Money business
3:30 PM If time allows see if Malia wants to fool around
4:30 PM Work on The “Terrible” Art of Cyber Warfare textbook
6:00 PM Dinner and be with family until bedtime
9:00 PM Catch up with Malia and watch a movie
Malia: This would be your schedule on the 21st if you had a migraine on the 20th.
5:00 AM Wake up, breakfast, shower/sex
6:30 AM Sex
8:00 AM Sex
9:00 AM Sex
10:00 AM Sex
11:30 AM Sex
12:30 PM Lunch with Malia and the kids
2:00 PM Sex
3:30 PM Sex
4:30 PM Sex
6:00 PM Dinner with Malia and the kids
7:00 PM Play with kids until bath and bedtime, put kids to bed
9:00 PM Sex
MJ: Sex with you, eating with you and the kids, and playing the kids, sounds like the perfect day.
Malia: You work around the clock sometimes. You need a day of R&R.
MJ: I love you. Thank you for loving me back. You are an amazing woman, Malia May Johnson.
Malia: You are easy to want to please, and to love, and to insert whatever word you want to insert here__________, because you are the best thing that ever happened to me.
MJ: Without saying it, you make me constantly realize how lucky I am. Thank you for that.
Malia: Well, I am going to make you feel that way all day long on Wednesday. I know how much you want to “Poke Her (My) Face” on Wednesday.
MJ: P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face!
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