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Please Tell Me Michael David Johnson

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Malia: Do you know how you treat me?

MJ: Uh oh.

Malia: Not “Uh oh”

MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot.

Malia: So good or bad?

MJ: Good?

Malia: Wrong!

MJ: Bad?

Malia: Wrong!

MJ: In the middle?

Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat me so well and shower me with so much love?

MJ: How much time do you have?

Malia: Please tell me Michael David Johnson.

MJ: A lot of reasons. You met me when I had nothing and took a chance on me.

MJ: You stood by my side when I was public enemy #1.

MJ: You nursed me back from the dead to life when I almost died.

MJ: You helped me walk and talk again.

MJ: You were a rock star girlfriend!

MJ: You are a rock star wife!

MJ: You are a rock star mommy!

MJ: You put up with a lot. I was very hard on you when I was down bad in the hospital. I can’t believe you stayed with me through that. I still to this day feel sorry for yelling the “fucking bitch slut face” comment at you when I was in the hospital and thought you were cheating on me.

MJ: Recently, I know the FBI helicopter landing in our back yard to come get me really bothered you. I try to love that out of the front of your brain.

MJ: You are a giver. It makes me want to treat you well. All of that and more is why.

Malia: So, what you are saying is you love “fucking bitch slut face”?

MJ: I want to say yes, but it feels weird to say yes to that.

Malia: What would you do without me? Have you ever thought about it?

MJ: I know exactly what I would do! How do you not remember? WTF?

Malia: Shit! Yes! I do remember! I am sorry about that, but it was the only way! I am so sawwwyyy baby!

MJ: It was fucking terrible without you – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/to-my-angel-in-heaven/

Malia: But “fucking bitch slut face” made a comeback – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-only-time-in-my-life-i-was-ok-with-being-lied-to/

MJ: I’m glad you did. We have been through a lot to get to where we are now. It was all worth it. You are so special to me my love.

Malia: Can I tell you something?

MJ: Sure

Malia: Your raw powerful masculine calming energy alone is enough for me to love you forever, but keep doing the other stuff and being you, k?

MJ: 3-8-2012 forever!

Malia: 3-8-2012 forever!

MJ: I gotta run. I love you to the moon and back baby cakes!

Malia: K. See you tonight. Hurry home! There is a lot of love and hugs and kisses waiting for you! XOXO from me and the kids!

No Judgment Texting and Almost Gerti Likes It Dirty – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/no-judgment-texting-and-almost-gerti-likes-it-dirty/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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