Malia: Do you know how you treat me?
MJ: Uh oh.
Malia: Not “Uh oh”
MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot.
Malia: So good or bad?
MJ: Good?
Malia: Wrong!
MJ: Bad?
Malia: Wrong!
MJ: In the middle?
Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat me so well and shower me with so much love?
MJ: How much time do you have?
Malia: Please tell me Michael David Johnson.
MJ: A lot of reasons. You met me when I had nothing and took a chance on me.
MJ: You stood by my side when I was public enemy #1.
MJ: You nursed me back from the dead to life when I almost died.
MJ: You helped me walk and talk again.
MJ: You were a rock star girlfriend!
MJ: You are a rock star wife!
MJ: You are a rock star mommy!
MJ: You put up with a lot. I was very hard on you when I was down bad in the hospital. I can’t believe you stayed with me through that. I still to this day feel sorry for yelling the “fucking bitch slut face” comment at you when I was in the hospital and thought you were cheating on me.
MJ: Recently, I know the FBI helicopter landing in our back yard to come get me really bothered you. I try to love that out of the front of your brain.
MJ: You are a giver. It makes me want to treat you well. All of that and more is why.
Malia: So, what you are saying is you love “fucking bitch slut face”?
MJ: I want to say yes, but it feels weird to say yes to that.
Malia: What would you do without me? Have you ever thought about it?
MJ: I know exactly what I would do! How do you not remember? WTF?
Malia: Shit! Yes! I do remember! I am sorry about that, but it was the only way! I am so sawwwyyy baby!
MJ: It was fucking terrible without you – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/to-my-angel-in-heaven/
Malia: But “fucking bitch slut face” made a comeback – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-only-time-in-my-life-i-was-ok-with-being-lied-to/
MJ: I’m glad you did. We have been through a lot to get to where we are now. It was all worth it. You are so special to me my love.
Malia: Can I tell you something?
MJ: Sure
Malia: Your raw powerful masculine calming energy alone is enough for me to love you forever, but keep doing the other stuff and being you, k?
MJ: 3-8-2012 forever!
Malia: 3-8-2012 forever!
MJ: I gotta run. I love you to the moon and back baby cakes!
Malia: K. See you tonight. Hurry home! There is a lot of love and hugs and kisses waiting for you! XOXO from me and the kids!
No Judgment Texting and Almost Gerti Likes It Dirty – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/no-judgment-texting-and-almost-gerti-likes-it-dirty/