Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know.
MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday.
Malia: I didn’t know that.
MJ: You know what I want?
Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
MJ: I want you!
Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
MJ: I WANT TO PENETRATE YOU!
MJ: Studies show that I am horny as hell.
Malia: What are the names of these studies?
MJ: The Blue Balls Need Drained Report. The My Wife Is The Ultimate Pleasure Toy Report. The Nut Buster Report. My Boner Needs Your Mouth Report. My Boner Needs Your Vagine Report. The More I Make Love To My Wife The Happier I Am Report. The More Baby Making Practice The Better Report. The Do You Wanna Fool Around With Me Malia Report. And The All The Sexy Business Reports Report.
Malia: Oh wow! All very credible reports. Thank you for sharing.
MJ: You know what rhymes with China?
Malia: …….
MJ: Vagina!
MJ: #bootyczar
MJ: Your rear end is my friend.
MJ: If you are horny, I have a horn for you!
Malia: If I am understanding you correctly, you want to drop a baby in me. Is that right?
MJ: I want to drop a baby in you in the most fun way humanly possible!
Malia: New room we haven’t had sex in yet?
MJ: Anywhere anytime (in the next 15 minutes that is), any room we haven’t had sex in yet!
Malia: Here…..
MJ: Is there still only a yoga mat in there?
Malia: It’s an old picture. I planned this out. We’re good. Trust me Michael David Johnson!
MJ: On the way over there in dos minutos.
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