MJ: Guess what?
Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now?
MJ: Yes!
Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That is how much I love you!
Malia: Our kids are our kids 100%!
MJ: I’m my kids daddy!!!!
Malia: You are!
Malia: Do you love me more now because you know for sure that you are the father of our kids?
MJ: Don’t get mad, but I think I do. I already trusted you, but this took it to a higher level.
MJ: I am so happy that you’re not a whore!
Malia: Be honest. Were you really worried about not being the father of our children?
MJ: Only one of our kiddos but not really.
Malia: Christopher, because he is so big?
MJ: He is in the top .00001% of babies! Neither one of us are big like that. Well, your butt, but you know what I mean.
Malia: Baby! But Christopher is Andre The Giant big.
MJ: But I’m his dad! And I’m proud of my giant son.
MJ: You are the personification of an incredible woman, wife, mother, etc. I love you more than I could ever describe or explain. I love you “forever forever”!
Malia: Do you love me enough to say yes to a question I want to ask you before I tell you what the question is?
MJ: Is this question one of the reasons why you wanted to do the paternity test proof testing?
Malia: No. I came up with the question later.
MJ: Have you asked me the question before? What did I say to it then?
Malia: Yes. You were a shit head at first but then you came around and it was a magical family time together.
MJ: I think I figured it out. Is it time for a staycation?
Malia: Yes. Are you going to fight me on it like last time?
MJ: If you will give me until 10pm tonight to make sure I didn’t screw up the ai software program I just finished working on, I will gladly staycation vacation for 3 days.
Malia: At 10:01pm if you are not Johnson Family staycationing I am going on a Maliacane rampage the likes of which you have never seen.
MJ: Truth be told, I think I will be done and ready to staycation by 8pm, but I wanted to make sure I had more than enough time to finish the project and meet the staycation start time.
Malia: Thank you for not fighting it like last time. I only sprung it on you last time and this time now to prevent you from burning out and family time is important.
MJ: I never want to fight you on anything. You are my angel on earth. It may sound crazy, but I think God sent you from heaven to bring peace and love to my life. Thank you for loving me so much. Thank you for taking care of me. Thank you for thanking me. Thank you for all that you do.
Malia: Ditto that back to you, except the bring peace part. Trouble finds you wherever you go, but other than that, you my penguin. You better get back to work because at 10:01 I’m coming for your ass! “With love” as you would say.
MJ: Fair enough. XOXO
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