Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it?
MJ: Duty sex?
Malia: Yeah
MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.
Malia: Some wives only give out sex to their husbands once a month.
MJ: Some husbands are miserable af.
Malia: Some wives make the husband earn sex through honey do list chores.
MJ: Some husbands are miserable af.
Malia: Your wife wants to have as much sex with you as you want.
MJ: Your husband is lucky af.
Malia: Your wife knows how much you do for our family and wants you to feel the appreciation through the hardest most powerful orgasms.
MJ: You are a unicorn baby. I’m serious. I hear a lot of sexless marriage horror stories. I am glad that is not us, and I am glad that you don’t withhold sex. I could not handle no sex.
Malia: Lucky for you I am a NYMJPHOMANIAC. Lucky for me, I get to have you anytime I want you.
MJ: You sure know how to make me happy when our clothes are on and off. I love you big time baby cakes.
Malia: You never have to worry about us having a sexless marriage. You have no worries at all about that. Speaking of, I am working on my checklist. Can you take a break this afternoon?
MJ: Sure. What’s up?
Malia: Sucking your d*ck is on my checklist.
MJ: P is for punetang. B is for butt. That was all I had to say. No point at all. Just that. My brain is fried today.
Malia: You can smash and dash if you don’t have a lot of time.
MJ: I accept. Yes please. I want that.
Malia: Does 3:30 in our bedroom work for you?
MJ: It does. I always want it. Somedays I need it. Today is a need day.
Malia: You will leave our bedroom with an unfried brain and all your needs met. Have a good day until I make it a great day at 3:30. I love you and bye
MJ: I love you too and bye
Me “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/me-deep-poetry-feeling-shit-by-malia-may-johnson/
