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No Judgment Texting and Almost Gerti Likes It Dirty

Gertrude and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Love Graphic

MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love.

Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts?

MJ: Sure. I’ll start…..

MJ: I like the way you live.

Malia: I live with you.

MJ: Well, I like that to, but I meant more the way you are. The way you live with wonder and amazement.

Malia: You make me that way by loving me so much!  

Malia: Did you know that God said in the Bible to be fruitful and multiply?

MJ: Are you prepushing having another baby after we have baby Isabella?

Malia: Do you not like little cute babies?

MJ: I love our cute babies! It sounds like after Isabella is born you want to have another baby.

Malia: And if I did? Would you baby me again or not?

MJ: I’m in Malia McLovinBooty.

MJ: Guess what?

Malia: Chicken butt!

MJ: You were almost a Gertrude.

Malia: Wealthy old money families like the one I was born into keep traditions and pass down names like Gertrude.

Malia: Don’t laugh too hard. Your mom told me what she almost named you.

MJ: Really? I thought it was always going to be Michael.

Malia: She almost named you Shit Head! Shitty for short.

MJ: It is actually pronounced Shateed.

Malia: Oh whatever.

Malia: Would you love me if I would have been a Gertrude?

Malia: I probably would have shortened it to Gerti.

MJ: It was easy to fall in love with you. I got high on Maliauana quick. If you would have been a Gerti, I guarantee I would have fallen in the with you in a hurry.

MJ: Purdy Gerti.

MJ: Purdy flirty Gerti.

MJ: If I had seen you on a dating app or something, I would have swiped right so hard my phone would break. It wouldn’t matter if your name was Malia, or Gerti or Kaligula.

Malia: I wish you were here right now. Because could have been Gerti wants it dirty.

MJ: I would get dirty with almost Gerti.

Malia: And make me squirty.

MJ: For surety dirty birdy purdy Gerti. But unfortunately, right now…..

Malia: Let me guess? You have to go because of the stupid dumb dumb national security of country?

MJ: You guessed right sweetheart. But fortunately……..

Malia: Let me guess? You love me and are going to spend the rest of your life loving on me and being my soulmate?

MJ: You guessed right again. I will text or call to check in later my love.

Malia: K. I love you forever and bye for now Michael David Johnson!

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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