I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him.
I get asked a lot for relationship advice. I am not a relationship expert, but the best advice I can think of to keep a good man happy is this- Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him. Sincerely, Malia
My Top 20 Favorite Sex Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com By Malia May Johnson:
1. The First Time MJ and I “Did It” by Malia Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-time-mj-and-i-did-it-by-malia-johnson/
2. Baby Your Business Smells Like Cheetos – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-your-business-smells-like-cheetos/
3. The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/
4. Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-malia-may-johnson/
5. You see anything you like Mr. Johnson? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/you-see-anything-you-like-mr-johnson/
6. Lana Del Rey – Bon Jovi – Valentine’s Day Surprise – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/lana-del-rey-bon-jovi-valentines-day-surprise/
7. Malia and MJ Attempt To Tour The Texas Chainsaw Massacre House – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-and-mj-attempt-to-tour-the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-house/
8. Bedroom Olympics Fun – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/bedroom-olympics-fun/
9. The “5D” Movie Experience – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-5d-movie-experience/
10. The Queen Wishes To Be Jousted This Morning – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-queen-wishes-to-be-jousted-this-morning/
11. Pour Some Sugar On Me! (Damn It’s Incredible When You Find Mr or Mrs Right!) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/pour-some-sugar-on-me-damn-its-incredible-when-you-find-mr-or-mrs-right/
12. Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-fever-maul-and-like-a-lion-hunting-its-prey/
13. WTF Is Postnatal Coitus? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wtf-is-postnatal-coitus/
14. Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-making-practice-invite-for-michael-david-johnson/
15. MJ “Flying Dong Hack Attack” On Malia – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mj-flying-dong-hack-attack-on-malia/
16. Malia & MJ The Terrible…..”Naughty Karate” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-mj-the-terrible-naughty-karate/
17. It’s Bang O’clock Somewhere! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/its-bang-oclock-somewhere/
18. Maybe I should wear a condor? – https://www,therealmjtheterrible.com/maybe-i-should-wear-a-condor/
19. It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You! – https://therealmjtheterrible.com/its-you-its-you-its-all-because-of-you/
20. I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/i-love-the-way-you-love-me-malia-luckiestmanonearth/
