My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting that at risk. If you love us, rest until you heal. Then you can go be the hero who saves the day again.” Malia May Johnson
“Daddy I am here to rest with you and watch cartoons.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“No. Mommy said you can’t get out of bed. I will go ask her if you can get out of bed to go potty.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Your head has boo boo’s all over it. I can put band aids in there. I love you daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson
“What is wrong with you? I raised you to put family and God first. If something happens to you and Malia has to raise those kids by herself, I will never forgive you! Rest or so help me God, you will regret it! Do you understand me?” Jeanne Johnson
“If you not listening to your doctor me and your mom and Malia going to bust your ass. We love you. Rest. Don’t getting your ass busted.” Chin Soum
“Hey, go get in bed and chill for a few days. Malia is going to kill you. I am trying to help you out here.” Brittany White
“I am calling to talk to you before it is too late. What do you think of this line I am thinking about saying at your funeral. “We are gathered here today to say goodbye to an American hero who saved countless American lives, but he intentionally abandoned his wife and children he claimed to love more than anything.” Do the right thing. Binge watch Netflix and binge hug your kids for a week.” Eric Fanning
“This is my get you to rest offer. I am offering to hangout and watch Hot Tub Time Machine with you 10 times in a row and eat pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner.” Marcus Jennings
“After all the shit I have done for you, you can bed rest for me for a week. Do it my friend.” Chris Hubbard
“Do we need to have a you are too dumb to rest reminder intervention for you? Interventions are meant for fuck ups addicted to crack. Jesus Christ MJ!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Malia sent the red alert out on White Mike Johnson. And Malia don’t play. I had a big box of Lakers gear mailed to you to wear while you are laid up in bed watching the playoffs.” Lebron James
“I know you see “The Rock” out here doing big things and think you have to keep up, but I am here to tell you that no one can keep up with “The Rock.” So go ahead and rest. Your mom offered to make “The Rock” homemade chocolate chip cookies to come up there to Maryland to put you down. No one can say no to her famous chocolate chip cookies. If I don’t hear you are in bed in 5 minutes, “The Rock” will be putting you down while I enjoy your mom’s magical damn cookies!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Oh, you will rest. You will rest, or I will start a rumor that you’re a goat fucker. Once people think you are a goat fucker, that’s it. When people think about MJ The Terrible, they won’t be thinking American Hero. They will be thinking goat fucker. Goat fucker never goes away. Rest or be forever known as a goat fucker.” Matthew McConaughey
“You cannot fool me MJ. You are acting like a tough guy because you think you are supposed to. Well, you don’t. Enjoy the sympathy and love from your family and friends. Enjoy getting taken care of for a while. Try this one- “I can’t make it that far. Can you get it for me?” Milk that shit bro.” Big J. Kosta
“You know I take care of business. Nothing for you to worry about there. Kick back. Put your feet up and enjoy all of the money I make you. Practice being rich for a minute.” Tarica Hubbard
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