My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“If you love everything about me, do you love my poop to?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“You better. Retired executive orders are a thing. I’ve still got pull. It just takes a little longer to take effect.” Former President Barack Obama
“Divisions between people improve when people talk. Open communication is a benchmark of problem solving and bringing people together.” Former President Barack Obama
“I will never forget___________. What did you think of when I said that and stopped?” Matthew McConaughey
“I have either had too much to drink or not enough. Not enough it is. Top it off Malia May Pour All Day Loves The MJ Johnson.” Matthew McConaughey
“I brought you some Shiners for the fridge and some Texas Barbeque. I didn’t want my favorite Marylanders going through Texas withdrawal. No need to suffer through that when you have got a friend like me. I love y’all too much to let you suffer.” Matthew McConaughey
“Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of winter. How come cute things are popping out of everything but me?” Malia May Johnson
“The only drug I’m interested in is truth. Can I get a hit of the truth or has the truth been made illegal at this point?” Chris Hubbard
“What you think you have, you don’t. What you think is everything, is nothing. What you think is one thing, is another. What you think you know, you don’t. That is what I want to tell them, but let’s be honest, single minded inside the box, hater types wouldn’t get it anyway.” Marcus Jennings
“Help the hurting. Be a lifter. Lift people up.” Joel Osteen
“We can try to do yoga together again, but the last 2 times that we did yoga together, you started feeling me up and initiated sex in the middle of the video class. I know, clearly it was my fault for “shaking my ass in your face” during “downward facing doggie style” and all, but we can try doing yoga together again if you want to.” Malia May Johnson
“Feelings are not facts. Feelings are not evidence. Feelings count in therapy. Facts count in the courtroom.” David Boies
“Think before you speak as you can’t take back what you say.” Eric Fanning
“If you can hold on long enough, and you stay in the game, eventually luck will favor you and big things can happen.” Carl Icahn
“Turning the other cheek to focus on building your future is a better decision than focusing your time tearing someone else down.” Dallas Billington
“The good Lord will reward. Keep your head up and your prayers up.” Joel Osteen
“To convince someone of something you need evidence. To convict someone of something you need evidence.” Brian Heberlig
“If home girl didn’t break shit, ruin shit, and the cops weren’t called, bygones can be bygones.” Kanye West
“Impossible? I hate that word.” Tony Robbins
“One person’s waste of time is another person’s perfecting their craft.” Marcus Jennings
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