My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter)
“Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is the reason you wish not to be disturbed. May your stay with us be a joyous one.” The Hotel Concierge on Malia and I’s Recent Stay at the Four Seasons Washington D.C.
“I can’t propose cyber legislation that protects average everyday Americans when law makers can’t understand the legislation. I love what you have here, but I need you to change the target audience you are writing this for to old white men. Write this for your Dad MJ. I met your Dad Dave. He is smart enough to know what the internet is, but he doesn’t have enough experience with the internet to know what it can do.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“If I can’t learn to live with it, I’ll live to make the changes to it until I can live with it.” Ben Dupont “You can beat the rap, but you can’t beat the ride, said people who have been through shit.” Kanye West “Struggle builds muscle. You got this sweets.” Jeanne Johnson
“Being born into a wealthy family has its advantages and disadvantages. The money and name recognition are advantages, but the disadvantages are it’s hard to stand out, you live in the shadow of your family name, the expectations for you are higher than for everyone else, and no matter what you accomplish, it is never enough. I circumvent all that by ignoring it all and just focus on being me.” Gene Rockefeller
“Anything is possible with the access and knowledge at our fingertips that we have today. The internet has changed the world for the better. Think about what COVID would have been like without people having the ability to work remotely.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I’m gonna keep on rockin in the free world until we rock this bitch off the rails man.” Axl Rose
“You know what is worse than being treated like a criminal? Being treated like a criminal when you aren’t one.” Chris Hubbard
“Life is about making things happen as much as it is letting things happen.” Marcus Jennings
“Being able to do the little things well is the steppingstone to being able to do the big things.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“I don’t fit in any category. I’m a gay dude who is cool enough to hang out with straight guys and gay enough to be gay. I’m a fucking unicorn of uniqueness and I know it.” Jake Kennedy
“I am glad I was born in China and moved to America because it made me appreciate the true beauty of America and America’s ideals in a way that only a first generation American, I think can. America is a place as much as it is an idea or a concept.” Zhang Ying
“I believe if someone cares enough, they can take the meaningless and make it meaningful.” Chris Gardner
“If you want to be heard deliver a message powerful enough to cut through the noise.” Jeff Dachis
“The best sex you can have is with the one you love. You give more of yourself and you get back more in return. It’s the X factor to the best sex.” Jenna Jameson
“I literally married a man who is the body double for my boss. I literally also might be the only girl on earth who can say that.” Tarica Patel Hubbard
“That is a mandate. I am a woman, so I don’t have to comply. That’s my argument and I’m sticking to it.” Brittany White
“I had to come in to work during COVID. You are a slave driver. Now pretend you didn’t just see me get into my brand new Porsche Turbo, because that makes the slave driver comment seem absurd.” Tarica Patel Hubbard
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