My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 189 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Daddy my new little sister is peeing on me.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“I’m here Dad. Where is my sister at? When is she going to be old enough to play?” Cash Michael Johnson
“Look! That came out of me! We made that! We did that cute thing right there. I love moming and wifing. If I had to make a stupid living dealing with all of the world’s shit like you, I would be miserable. Thank you for doing that by the way. I love being a stay-at-home wife and mom and wife and mom. Did I mention wife and mom? I want another one. Pwwwease?” Malia May Johnson
“Isabella was born cute and pretty, although she was a few days fashionably late. I did good, didn’t I? Tell me I did good and kiss me please.” Malia May Johnson
“The American dream isn’t dead. It just moved online. It is becoming harder and harder to make it financially in the physical world, but the social media and AI digital goldrush is on!” Jeff Dachis
“Only a small group of visionaries are blessed with being able to see what the future looks like. I know how lucky I am.” Elon Musk
“We designed our advertising to make the point that if success and achievement triggers you, this event is not for you.” Tony Ambrose
“Falling in love is voluntary. Staying in love is a decision.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta
“Marriage is a beautiful thing when you get it right.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta
“If the littlest of things triggers you, it is you who is the problem.” Amy Townsend
“The most expensive thing you can give someone is your time.” Tony Robbins
“I would go with sincerest thanks. That’s what you put when you mean the fuck outta that thanks.” Big J. Kosta
“I’m livin the dream baby. I’m postin the meme baby. I’m makin’em scream baby. I’m just me baby. I’m just Ye baby. What’s good MJT?” Kanye West
“If I am understanding you correctly, _____________ is the smartest dumb mother fucker you know?” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“What do you mean by “BBC”? Are you talking about the British Broadcasting Channel, Big Black Cock, Bitter Bitches Club, what? Gump it out there man.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Obvious no brainer. Obviously, I do not mean an obvious good decision. Obviously, I am inferring he has no brain.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“The gummies revolution is taking over the supplement and medicinal world. Fuck swallowing nasty vitamins and pills, because we have good tasting gummies for you.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“You know the rule. Bring me something I can’t say “but” to and we will do it.” Peter Gil
“MJ The Terrible 3:16” Marcus Jennings
“Beauty is skin deep. Crazy is hardwired to the bone.” Marcus Jennings
“Internet cloud storage, not a 420 cloud, you stoner!” Tarica Hubbard
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