My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 165 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (Burp).” Christopher Alexander Johnson
“Daddy, am I pensive(expensive) like mommy? Did you know 20 times 20 is 400?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Are we there yet?” (Said 50 times or more on our road trip) The Johnson Family
“They don’t have any toys at your families old house mommy. Did they have pets? Did they have video games? What did they do for fun?” Cash Michael Johnson
“I am proud of myself. I had to go bags ready “to go” in case of an emergency, or for an out of the blue surprise daddy road trip vay k moment. Do you love me? Am I a good wifey momma?” Malia May Johnson
“Seeing Nemours again is bringing back stories I remember from when I was a kid. I will tell you the not for kids’ stuff later. Prim and proper most of the time can get debaucherous some of the time.” Malia May Johnson
“Thank you for taking us on a surprise vacation before you finish building Skynet and the machines come in and enslave mankind. But that’s not going to happen. I know! “AI Systems is nothing like Skynet and FORCE Bots are nothing like Terminators.” What I am trying to say is, I love you MJ The Terrible.” Malia May Johnson
“Military Industrial Complex, although a good catch all conspiracy theory phrase, really a more accurate phrase would be Military and Intelligence Industrial Complex. Phraseology. ” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel
“MJ, you could spin anything into victim hero triumph narrative. You are the first person I have ever heard espouse the idea of the truth being a social construct.” Former President Barack Obama
“The application of knowledge is power.” Former President George W. Bush
“Would you mind explaining what “Michelle is no cock Barack” means? I am trying to gage whether I should be offended or not.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama
“Paper currency, digital currency, crypto currency. It’s all money. It’s just how you look at it.” Former Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
“I don’t know what global conflicts are going to happen this year. I don’t know who is going to be elected in November. I do know that The Masters of Money Family of companies is going to have a record year this year. I am going to will it happen.” Tarica Hubbard
“I will stick to fighting the culture war, and you stick to fighting the cyber war.” Candice Owens
“Feelings aren’t necessarily reality. Reality is reality. Feel how you want, but don’t impose your feelings on my reality and expect me to indulge in your delusion.” Candice Owens
“The more success you have, the more you need to protect yourself. Successful people are high value targets to jealous pocket watchers, scammers and criminals.” Brian Heberlig
“They get big mad when your name is mentioned. It is obvious they have MJ The Terrible Derangement Syndrome.” Zhang Ying
“Nice to meet you Mr. Fagola. Interesting name you have.” Brittany White
“My phone says SOL for shit out of luck on it. Maybe it says SOS. In any case, it ain’t workin. I had to jimmy rig wifi to call you. I thought about calling customer support, but I decided to call my good ole tech buddy “MJ The Terrible” instead.” Matthew McConaughey
“#geniuslevelsarcasm. I like it.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
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